Loki (
complicatedliar) wrote in
revivalproject2019-10-15 10:15 pm
Entry tags:
- marvel comics: billy kaplan,
- marvel comics: tommy shepherd,
- voltron: keith (dfau),
- †: ffxv: noctis lucis caelum (dfau),
- †: mcu: james buchanan barnes (au dfau),
- †: mcu: loki friggason (au crau),
- †: red vs blue: delta (crau),
- †: star trek ds9: jadzia dax,
- †: star wars old republic: altair kallig,
- †: star wars: thrawn,
- †: the dragon prince: rayla
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[The message comes in from a seemingly unknown device (thank you Delta) with the only name on it as GHIDORAH.]
Well hello, hello, friends and foes, boxers and briefs.
If you'd asked me yesterday if I thought I'd end up on an alien planet with a day that runs longer than Ben Hur, trapped in a spaceship full of stranger's farts flavored with protein paste, I would've told you to stop being an asshole and share those obviously superior drugs you were on. Yet here we all are.
Since I know nobody's busy right now, how about some homework from Uncle Ghidorah?
1) Name the one food you wish you had here most.
2) Explain the plot of your favorite movie/whatever they call entertainment on your shithole planet in exactly seven words.
3) [This space left intentionally blank]
4) Fuck/Marry/Kill (you only get to use people here because otherwise you might as well be tellings us about your imaginary friends)
5) You're the main character in the last book you read. How fucked are you?
Hail to the king, baby.
Well hello, hello, friends and foes, boxers and briefs.
If you'd asked me yesterday if I thought I'd end up on an alien planet with a day that runs longer than Ben Hur, trapped in a spaceship full of stranger's farts flavored with protein paste, I would've told you to stop being an asshole and share those obviously superior drugs you were on. Yet here we all are.
Since I know nobody's busy right now, how about some homework from Uncle Ghidorah?
1) Name the one food you wish you had here most.
2) Explain the plot of your favorite movie/whatever they call entertainment on your shithole planet in exactly seven words.
3) [This space left intentionally blank]
4) Fuck/Marry/Kill (you only get to use people here because otherwise you might as well be tellings us about your imaginary friends)
5) You're the main character in the last book you read. How fucked are you?
Hail to the king, baby.

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except not.
noodles, all the heroes die at the end, sooo not playing fmk with you, and i haven't read books in a while so i think i'm probably safe even though the main characters clearly wanna be me.
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But if you want to tell us more about how over everything you are cause you're way too cool for dumb games, I'm sure everyone is super interested.
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1. The barbecue jackfruit tacos from Tasty's Tacos, although I would accept any similar substitute.
2. The Tempest, only Ariel is a robot.
3. [redacted]
4. I do not know sufficient people here well enough to say.
5. If nonfiction, I would be dead of the dysthrophe virus, or possibly infected by it but still alive as a space zombie. If fiction, I would at least have access to an FTL engine and control over its destination, which is better than the current situation.
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1. Uh oh, vegetarian alert.
2. Uh oh, nerd alert.
3. [redacted] [redacted]
4. This is such a fucking cop out.
5. Fiction > Nonfiction, always. Nonfiction is boring.
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One, food. I'm not gonna say I'll do anything, but I'll do a lot for an actual roast beef sandwich.
Two. Five good monsters fight many evil monsters. [Justice Monsters does its best for a movie series based off of an arcade game.]
Three, what? [Did his text-to-speech mess up or was that supposed to be like that?]
Four, no.
Five, probably better off than I am now.
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2. Since when are monsters good? I thought that was like... the whole point of monsters.
3. Password-protected.
4. I am surrounded by wimps.
5. That must have been a low-drama book. Maybe a light romance?
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2. performer travels for wedding, meets beautiful dancer.
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4. first two are the same person, third is myself.
5. I'm Miss Marple, I'm pretty goddamn set.
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2. Okay, I'm all in. I'm a sucker for beautiful dancers.
3. [no longer present]
4. Okay, so (A) what kind of world would be if people married the people they wanted to fuck? honestly. (B) dude r u ok
5. It means you also have a fantastic collection of hats. A+.
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Never ask a Scotsman what's under his kilt, cupcake. Unless you really want to find out.
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1.) I'd settle for my stash of ration bars, as I do not particularly have any foods I like or dislike.
2.) The only entertainment available to me on my home planet was the more-often-than-they-should-happen cantina brawls. I've been invited to operas a few times, but I've never gone. Had I gone, there would be a story of absolute carnage for me to summarize, I suppose.
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4.) No.
And 5.) The last thing I read was a book on tax law, so I either it's inapplicable, or I'd be the most bored protagonist in the history of the galaxy.
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2. I'm getting a sort of absolute carnage theme out of all of this. If only I could introduce you to the WWE.
4. Weeeeeeeenieeeeeeeee
5. Please, I gotta know, how does the tax law match up with the carnage?
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1) It is less a food I will miss but a drink. Specifically the various types of beer found in various systems. I've been collecting them for years,
2)A treatise on military tactics and strategy
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4) I choose not to respond to this at all
5) Since I often do not have time to read for pleasure, I can not think of what the plot of the last book I read was
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2. So you're more of a documentary guy, huh.
4. BOOOOOOOORING
5. That is just sad. And the only thing fucking sadder than everyone who apparently DOESN'T READ here is that there's no frigging library.
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2. Avenging family through underworld adventure, unites empire.
3. ▩▩▩ ▩▩▩ ▩▩▩▩
4. Yes/Please/Thank You. But if I had to name names, maybe... Steve. Julian. Whoever thought it was a good idea to lock me in a ship.
5. I have to contend with my family in order to be with the one I love but things work out in the end. [ Because of course Jadzia loves to read trashy interspecies romance novels for fun. ]
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2. Okay, that sounds fun. What kind of underworld we talking--the criminal kind or the whoops we're dead kind?
4. We've never even met and already I'm a little in love with you in a totally nonironic way because you know how to play the damn game.
5. Do I smell... trashy romance? :-D
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From account: SteveRogers because he's a dud.
2. First Animated Movie About Very Pale Princess
3. ?
4. This is a terrible question. I don't want to disclose publicly the first nor do I wish to kill anyone. I guess down the line I'd want to marry Bucky. If we got to that point. And he wanted to. There's a lot that goes into decisions like that.
5. I read the autobiography of JFK so I guess I'm pretty doomed.
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Re: From account: SteveRogers because he's a dud.
2. If we're talking mid-to-late twentieth century Earth, that's a wide open field.
3. !
4. You are so wrong. It's the best fucking question ever and you totally proved it. :-D
4a. Making well-thought-out decisions is TOTALLY overrated.
5. Y I K E S nice knowing you dude.
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[AKA: Keith doesn't do internet games...]
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video - she hasn't figured out how to do anything else
How does this thing work?
[Now have her fingertip as she pokes at the screen.]
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2.Nazis suck. Kids sing. Nuns kick butt.
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4. I'm engaged/I'm engaged/Avengers don't kill
5. The series isn't done yet, so I don't know. Probably pretty fucked.
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2. THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
4. I mean, if you say so?
5. Here is your golden opportunity to write some fanfiction and unfuck yourself in the best way possible, amirite
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