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revivalproject2019-10-15 10:15 pm
complicatedliar) wrote in revivalproject2019-10-15 10:15 pm
Entry tags:
- marvel comics: billy kaplan,
- marvel comics: tommy shepherd,
- voltron: keith (dfau),
- †: ffxv: noctis lucis caelum (dfau),
- †: mcu: james buchanan barnes (au dfau),
- †: mcu: loki friggason (au crau),
- †: red vs blue: delta (crau),
- †: star trek ds9: jadzia dax,
- †: star wars old republic: altair kallig,
- †: star wars: thrawn,
- †: the dragon prince: rayla
[text]
[The message comes in from a seemingly unknown device (thank you Delta) with the only name on it as GHIDORAH.]
Well hello, hello, friends and foes, boxers and briefs.
If you'd asked me yesterday if I thought I'd end up on an alien planet with a day that runs longer than Ben Hur, trapped in a spaceship full of stranger's farts flavored with protein paste, I would've told you to stop being an asshole and share those obviously superior drugs you were on. Yet here we all are.
Since I know nobody's busy right now, how about some homework from Uncle Ghidorah?
1) Name the one food you wish you had here most.
2) Explain the plot of your favorite movie/whatever they call entertainment on your shithole planet in exactly seven words.
3) [This space left intentionally blank]
4) Fuck/Marry/Kill (you only get to use people here because otherwise you might as well be tellings us about your imaginary friends)
5) You're the main character in the last book you read. How fucked are you?
Hail to the king, baby.
Well hello, hello, friends and foes, boxers and briefs.
If you'd asked me yesterday if I thought I'd end up on an alien planet with a day that runs longer than Ben Hur, trapped in a spaceship full of stranger's farts flavored with protein paste, I would've told you to stop being an asshole and share those obviously superior drugs you were on. Yet here we all are.
Since I know nobody's busy right now, how about some homework from Uncle Ghidorah?
1) Name the one food you wish you had here most.
2) Explain the plot of your favorite movie/whatever they call entertainment on your shithole planet in exactly seven words.
3) [This space left intentionally blank]
4) Fuck/Marry/Kill (you only get to use people here because otherwise you might as well be tellings us about your imaginary friends)
5) You're the main character in the last book you read. How fucked are you?
Hail to the king, baby.
Re: text;;
2. Maybe if you buy me dinner first.
5. Well, we all do live in a cruel and uncaring universe that runs a greatest hits list including nuclear war, cancer, and corn chips shaped so tiny corners of them can break off in your gums.
text;;
2. what kind of guy do you take me for? I like miss marple and have great taste in movies. of course you'd get dinner.
5. you're forgetting the others: racism, sexism, and constantly finding shit to complain about even though everything's not as bad as it's made out to be.
Re: text;;
5. Oh come on, if we didn't complain about things, the internet wouldn't even have a point any more. And then I'd have to talk to people face to face. Gross.
text;;
5. Fuck, nevermind then. I'll take my anonymity the internet provides.
Re: text;;
5. Putting on pants is for the birds.
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5. Even Disney birds don't wear pants.