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[The message comes in from a seemingly unknown device (thank you Delta) with the only name on it as GHIDORAH.]

Well hello, hello, friends and foes, boxers and briefs.

If you'd asked me yesterday if I thought I'd end up on an alien planet with a day that runs longer than Ben Hur, trapped in a spaceship full of stranger's farts flavored with protein paste, I would've told you to stop being an asshole and share those obviously superior drugs you were on. Yet here we all are.

Since I know nobody's busy right now, how about some homework from Uncle Ghidorah?

1) Name the one food you wish you had here most.

2) Explain the plot of your favorite movie/whatever they call entertainment on your shithole planet in exactly seven words.

3) [This space left intentionally blank]

4) Fuck/Marry/Kill (you only get to use people here because otherwise you might as well be tellings us about your imaginary friends)

5) You're the main character in the last book you read. How fucked are you?

Hail to the king, baby.

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and award for the first trollish use of the network goes to, drumroll please? whoever this fuck is! the crowd is in awe!

except not.

noodles, all the heroes die at the end, sooo not playing fmk with you, and i haven't read books in a while so i think i'm probably safe even though the main characters clearly wanna be me.

My dude, if this is what passes for trolling on your internet, you gotta get a better breed of troll.

But if you want to tell us more about how over everything you are cause you're way too cool for dumb games, I'm sure everyone is super interested.

bridge or mountain troll? I feel like the latter would spruce the internet up too much.

dude if you need to be told how cool i am then you clearly aren't on my level.

[Oh, why not. He's bored enough.]

1. The barbecue jackfruit tacos from Tasty's Tacos, although I would accept any similar substitute.

2. The Tempest, only Ariel is a robot.

3. [redacted]

4. I do not know sufficient people here well enough to say.

5. If nonfiction, I would be dead of the dysthrophe virus, or possibly infected by it but still alive as a space zombie. If fiction, I would at least have access to an FTL engine and control over its destination, which is better than the current situation.

Bridge troll, obvs. Goes with the whole series of tubes thingy.

So cool you're glacial, kiddo. Wait, I feel a song coming on:

"You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You want paradise
But someday you'll pay the price, I know."

tubes are definitely a good point there.
yanno what? i prefer juke box hero.

[Ghidorah means nothing to him, so it could be a name or a pseudonym. He doesn't really care.]

One, food. I'm not gonna say I'll do anything, but I'll do a lot for an actual roast beef sandwich.

Two. Five good monsters fight many evil monsters. [Justice Monsters does its best for a movie series based off of an arcade game.]

Three, what? [Did his text-to-speech mess up or was that supposed to be like that?]

Four, no.

Five, probably better off than I am now.

[Well, if Delta is going to answer, he'll mess with him a bit. Have to keep up appearances, after all.]

1. Uh oh, vegetarian alert.

2. Uh oh, nerd alert.

3. [redacted] [redacted]

4. This is such a fucking cop out.

5. Fiction > Nonfiction, always. Nonfiction is boring.

I mean, the way everything else is around here, it's probably two solo cups tied to a string.

Prove you can play guitar, first.

1. Not bad. Though with some good au jus, I hope.

2. Since when are monsters good? I thought that was like... the whole point of monsters.

3. Password-protected.

4. I am surrounded by wimps.

5. That must have been a low-drama book. Maybe a light romance?

1. vodka

2. performer travels for wedding, meets beautiful dancer.

3.

4. first two are the same person, third is myself.

5. I'm Miss Marple, I'm pretty goddamn set.

1. Drinking your dinner. I like your style.

2. Okay, I'm all in. I'm a sucker for beautiful dancers.

3. [no longer present]

4. Okay, so (A) what kind of world would be if people married the people they wanted to fuck? honestly. (B) dude r u ok

5. It means you also have a fantastic collection of hats. A+.

at least it isn't old tin cans?
why should i play a guitar? i'm not a hipster.

1. breakfast, lunch, and dinner of champions.

2. Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire are a good looking pair. Can't go wrong with singing and dancing.

4. What can I say? I'm boring. B. but also no.

5. You're goddamn right.

Au jus is the stuff you dip the sandwiches in, right? Yeah, I'll take that too.

Guess alien monsters can be good...or something. I dunno, I'm not the one to ask.

What makes me a wimp? I don't know anyone here well enough anymore.

Romance isn't my thing. I don't even remember the last book I read.

Are you boxers or briefs, is what I wanna know.

[You know what, he's very nearly losing his mind, so whatever.]

1.) I'd settle for my stash of ration bars, as I do not particularly have any foods I like or dislike.

2.) The only entertainment available to me on my home planet was the more-often-than-they-should-happen cantina brawls. I've been invited to operas a few times, but I've never gone. Had I gone, there would be a story of absolute carnage for me to summarize, I suppose.

3.)

4.) No.

And 5.) The last thing I read was a book on tax law, so I either it's inapplicable, or I'd be the most bored protagonist in the history of the galaxy.

[ Answering out of equal parts curiosity and boredom. ]

1) It is less a food I will miss but a drink. Specifically the various types of beer found in various systems. I've been collecting them for years,

2)A treatise on military tactics and strategy

3)

4) I choose not to respond to this at all

5) Since I often do not have time to read for pleasure, I can not think of what the plot of the last book I read was

1. What I'm really missing is a good raktajino.

2. Avenging family through underworld adventure, unites empire.

3. ▩▩▩ ▩▩▩ ▩▩▩▩

4. Yes/Please/Thank You. But if I had to name names, maybe... Steve. Julian. Whoever thought it was a good idea to lock me in a ship.

5. I have to contend with my family in order to be with the one I love but things work out in the end. [ Because of course Jadzia loves to read trashy interspecies romance novels for fun. ]

Steve is a pretty good-looking guy.

1. A good, New York eggcream.

2. First Animated Movie About Very Pale Princess

3. ?

4. This is a terrible question. I don't want to disclose publicly the first nor do I wish to kill anyone. I guess down the line I'd want to marry Bucky. If we got to that point. And he wanted to. There's a lot that goes into decisions like that.

5. I read the autobiography of JFK so I guess I'm pretty doomed.

His full answer list on 4 is Fuck Stark, Marry Bucky, Kill Red Skull.

I WOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH TONY!

yeah man you've got serious ust there

Are you trying to say 'lust'?

It doesn't matter. Tony and I are friends.

Were friends.

I don't want to have sex with him!

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