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revivalproject2019-10-15 10:15 pm
complicatedliar) wrote in revivalproject2019-10-15 10:15 pm
Entry tags:
- marvel comics: billy kaplan,
- marvel comics: tommy shepherd,
- voltron: keith (dfau),
- †: ffxv: noctis lucis caelum (dfau),
- †: mcu: james buchanan barnes (au dfau),
- †: mcu: loki friggason (au crau),
- †: red vs blue: delta (crau),
- †: star trek ds9: jadzia dax,
- †: star wars old republic: altair kallig,
- †: star wars: thrawn,
- †: the dragon prince: rayla
[text]
[The message comes in from a seemingly unknown device (thank you Delta) with the only name on it as GHIDORAH.]
Well hello, hello, friends and foes, boxers and briefs.
If you'd asked me yesterday if I thought I'd end up on an alien planet with a day that runs longer than Ben Hur, trapped in a spaceship full of stranger's farts flavored with protein paste, I would've told you to stop being an asshole and share those obviously superior drugs you were on. Yet here we all are.
Since I know nobody's busy right now, how about some homework from Uncle Ghidorah?
1) Name the one food you wish you had here most.
2) Explain the plot of your favorite movie/whatever they call entertainment on your shithole planet in exactly seven words.
3) [This space left intentionally blank]
4) Fuck/Marry/Kill (you only get to use people here because otherwise you might as well be tellings us about your imaginary friends)
5) You're the main character in the last book you read. How fucked are you?
Hail to the king, baby.
Well hello, hello, friends and foes, boxers and briefs.
If you'd asked me yesterday if I thought I'd end up on an alien planet with a day that runs longer than Ben Hur, trapped in a spaceship full of stranger's farts flavored with protein paste, I would've told you to stop being an asshole and share those obviously superior drugs you were on. Yet here we all are.
Since I know nobody's busy right now, how about some homework from Uncle Ghidorah?
1) Name the one food you wish you had here most.
2) Explain the plot of your favorite movie/whatever they call entertainment on your shithole planet in exactly seven words.
3) [This space left intentionally blank]
4) Fuck/Marry/Kill (you only get to use people here because otherwise you might as well be tellings us about your imaginary friends)
5) You're the main character in the last book you read. How fucked are you?
Hail to the king, baby.
audio
One, food. I'm not gonna say I'll do anything, but I'll do a lot for an actual roast beef sandwich.
Two. Five good monsters fight many evil monsters. [Justice Monsters does its best for a movie series based off of an arcade game.]
Three, what? [Did his text-to-speech mess up or was that supposed to be like that?]
Four, no.
Five, probably better off than I am now.
text
2. Since when are monsters good? I thought that was like... the whole point of monsters.
3. Password-protected.
4. I am surrounded by wimps.
5. That must have been a low-drama book. Maybe a light romance?
voice
Guess alien monsters can be good...or something. I dunno, I'm not the one to ask.
What makes me a wimp? I don't know anyone here well enough anymore.
Romance isn't my thing. I don't even remember the last book I read.
text
Maybe in children's books or something I guess. I don't know when monsters went from face eating horrors from outer space to like, heroes, but I think it says some fucked-up things about humanity. Like, Godzilla used to just fucking destoy Tokyo, and now he's using his king of the monsters title to make all the other monsters stop eating humans like popcorn shrimp. It's weird as hell.
I mean, how well do you really know anyone.
I might seem like the kind of three-headed dragon that would take a shit on romance, but it's some good stuff, my dude. Low stress. Give it a try if we ever find books.