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[complicatedliar]

[The message comes in from a seemingly unknown device (thank you Delta) with the only name on it as GHIDORAH.]

Well hello, hello, friends and foes, boxers and briefs.

If you'd asked me yesterday if I thought I'd end up on an alien planet with a day that runs longer than Ben Hur, trapped in a spaceship full of stranger's farts flavored with protein paste, I would've told you to stop being an asshole and share those obviously superior drugs you were on. Yet here we all are.

Since I know nobody's busy right now, how about some homework from Uncle Ghidorah?

1) Name the one food you wish you had here most.

2) Explain the plot of your favorite movie/whatever they call entertainment on your shithole planet in exactly seven words.

3) [This space left intentionally blank]

4) Fuck/Marry/Kill (you only get to use people here because otherwise you might as well be tellings us about your imaginary friends)

5) You're the main character in the last book you read. How fucked are you?

Hail to the king, baby.

Comments

From account: SteveRogers because he's a dud.

[brooklyn_boy]

1. A good, New York eggcream.

2. First Animated Movie About Very Pale Princess

3. ?

4. This is a terrible question. I don't want to disclose publicly the first nor do I wish to kill anyone. I guess down the line I'd want to marry Bucky. If we got to that point. And he wanted to. There's a lot that goes into decisions like that.

5. I read the autobiography of JFK so I guess I'm pretty doomed.

[doubled_speed]

His full answer list on 4 is Fuck Stark, Marry Bucky, Kill Red Skull.

[brooklyn_boy]

I WOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH TONY!

[doubled_speed]

yeah man you've got serious ust there

[brooklyn_boy]

Are you trying to say 'lust'?

It doesn't matter. Tony and I are friends.

Were friends.

I don't want to have sex with him!

[doubled_speed]

dude just because i responded to you in less than a second doesn't mean i mistyped
ust
u.s.t.
unresolved sexual tension

[brooklyn_boy]

I'm pretty sure none of our tension is sexual and a lot of it got resolved when we beat each other bloody.

Besides. He's not here so that's against the rule of this question anyway.

[doubled_speed]

ah fight sex. best stuff. but fine, you want people here?

fuck another bucky and kill loki

[complicatedliar]

Smooches to you, junior troll.

[doubled_speed]

and one day when i grow up i'll be a senior troll

[complicatedliar]

the troll torch will be passed

[doubled_speed]

sadly troll torches give off no heat

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[reconstitution]

Unless you were on the other side of that gun, you are fucked.

[brooklyn_boy]

Yeah. Yeah, I won't argue.

[reconstitution]

Hate to break it to you, but that was a lose/lose scenario.

[brooklyn_boy]

You remember it well?

[reconstitution]

Not really, but I know enough that I'm pretty sure I did it.

[brooklyn_boy]

Maybe somethings are better left fuzzy.

[reconstitution]

Doesn't really do anybody justice if I conveniently forget.

Re: From account: SteveRogers because he's a dud.

[complicatedliar]

1. Whoa there grandpa, don't get too excited.

2. If we're talking mid-to-late twentieth century Earth, that's a wide open field.

3. !

4. You are so wrong. It's the best fucking question ever and you totally proved it. :-D

4a. Making well-thought-out decisions is TOTALLY overrated.

5. Y I K E S nice knowing you dude.

[brooklyn_boy]

1. Ever had an eggcream? They're delicious.

2. The first one isn't.

3. ?!

4. This mess isn't proof of anything other than people are too invested in other's personal lives.

5. Yeah. Well, at least it'll be fast.

[complicatedliar]

1. Hate to break it to you, but soda fountains haven't been a thing in years where I'm from.

2, Okay, you've got my curiosity piqued. What color dress?

3. (?!)

4. This is what earth people call fun, my grumpy crepe.

5. I just got my pink dress back from the cleaner tho

[brooklyn_boy]

1. Yeah, well. Haven't really been a thing where I'm from either. Still the best drink.

2. More than one color. Mostly yellow.

3. What is this for?

4. Crepe? Really.

5. Pretty poor taste, there. I'd say 'too soon' but I don't actually know when we are.

[complicatedliar]

1. Give me an Italian soda any time if we're going old school.

2. Snow White?

3. If you have to ask, you've already lost the game.

4. You've never wanted to be rolled up and lovingly stuffed with sweetened cheese?

5. It's always too soon until the day it's too late.

[brooklyn_boy]

1. Italian sodas are good, but not an egg cream. What about an old-fashioned float?

2. You got it!

3. This is a game?

4. I can honestly say no, no I haven't.

5. Story of my life, there.