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[complicatedliar]

[The message comes in from a seemingly unknown device (thank you Delta) with the only name on it as GHIDORAH.]

Well hello, hello, friends and foes, boxers and briefs.

If you'd asked me yesterday if I thought I'd end up on an alien planet with a day that runs longer than Ben Hur, trapped in a spaceship full of stranger's farts flavored with protein paste, I would've told you to stop being an asshole and share those obviously superior drugs you were on. Yet here we all are.

Since I know nobody's busy right now, how about some homework from Uncle Ghidorah?

1) Name the one food you wish you had here most.

2) Explain the plot of your favorite movie/whatever they call entertainment on your shithole planet in exactly seven words.

3) [This space left intentionally blank]

4) Fuck/Marry/Kill (you only get to use people here because otherwise you might as well be tellings us about your imaginary friends)

5) You're the main character in the last book you read. How fucked are you?

Hail to the king, baby.

Comments

[doubled_speed]

yeah the theory but probably not the practice

[wearingthestars]

...😏

[doubled_speed]

u mad bro?

[wearingthestars]

You can think I'm vanilla. Probably better for Teddy's well being if you don't know the things he gets up to with your little bro.

[doubled_speed]

he better be a fucking gentleman or i'm blowing his arm off

[wearingthestars]

Always.

[doubled_speed]

good because i like the guy too much to do that

[wearingthestars]

Me too. But I'm glad you approve. I don't think I could marry someone you didn't like.

[doubled_speed]

pretty sure you could
no laws against it or anything

[wearingthestars]

Well, I wouldn't.

[doubled_speed]

you put too much weight on my opinion, b
like you knew teddy well before you knew me

[wearingthestars]

I'm not saying I'd dump him on the spot, but if you really had a problem with him? Your opinion means a lot to me.

[doubled_speed]

that's not cool, billy
he should mean more than that

[wearingthestars]

He means everything. But so do you.

[doubled_speed]

he's your future husband

[wearingthestars]

And you're my brother. And a literal part of my soul. I can love you both.

[doubled_speed]

in different ways
and you've known him longer

[wearingthestars]

In this life.

[doubled_speed]

and neither of us remember that one