complicatedliar: (GHIDORAH)
Loki ([personal profile] complicatedliar) wrote in [community profile] revivalproject2019-10-15 10:15 pm

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[The message comes in from a seemingly unknown device (thank you Delta) with the only name on it as GHIDORAH.]

Well hello, hello, friends and foes, boxers and briefs.

If you'd asked me yesterday if I thought I'd end up on an alien planet with a day that runs longer than Ben Hur, trapped in a spaceship full of stranger's farts flavored with protein paste, I would've told you to stop being an asshole and share those obviously superior drugs you were on. Yet here we all are.

Since I know nobody's busy right now, how about some homework from Uncle Ghidorah?

1) Name the one food you wish you had here most.

2) Explain the plot of your favorite movie/whatever they call entertainment on your shithole planet in exactly seven words.

3) [This space left intentionally blank]

4) Fuck/Marry/Kill (you only get to use people here because otherwise you might as well be tellings us about your imaginary friends)

5) You're the main character in the last book you read. How fucked are you?

Hail to the king, baby.
jadzia: (Naked time!)

[personal profile] jadzia 2019-10-21 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
1. If you've ever had coffee from Earth, it's similar, but it's produced by Klingons, so it'll either keep you up for twelve hours or make you want to start a fight.

2. Less the 'whoops we're dead' and more the 'barging at maximum velocity into the afterlife' underworld.

4. So am I the F or the M in your response to question number 4?

5. The trashiest. When you spend your days elbow-deep in all the technical problems of operating a space station, it's fun to unwind a bit at the end of the day.
Edited 2019-10-22 02:14 (UTC)
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[personal profile] jadzia 2019-10-23 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
1. Everyone on the space station where I live is addicted, and we're very efficient.

2. Maybe I could introduce you to Klingon opera sometime.

4. I don't know, I've been married ten times, now, over nine different lifetimes. I'm pretty good at it by now.

5. You mean to say that breathing fire and razing cities isn't how you kick back in your free time?