[VIDEO] UN: EGGMAN

[reneggadetinkerer]

I am currently looking for someone who has interfaced with the Communications data point for a project I am working on. Commute to Sh'Ka is mandatory though you don't need to stay. Frankly, it's better for me if you don't.

Don't bother inquiring if you can't take things seriously, can't take direction, or aren't willing to work.

If interested, get in touch with me as soon as conceivably possible. Preferably within the next day or two.

And, on that note, who here has interfaced with the Engineering data point?

Honestly, this data point system is the most infuriating and non-efficient system I've ever encountered. Did nobody beta test this?!

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[video]

[spinsandneedles]

I've interfaced with the Communications data point!

[he's gonna break your shit maybe]

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

No.

No!

Absolutely not!

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

No? You sure? I can do all kinds of nerd stuff now! Check this out!

[Hey Eggman he just changed your username to Dr. Fart Factory how do you like that]

[video] UN: DR. FART FACTORY

[reneggadetinkerer]

What? What is it??

What did you do?!

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

[Just hang on a minute there, Sonic is currently doubled over laughing at his own stupid joke. Good times!]

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

[He finally sees it.]

...You're a waste of information, Hedgehog.

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

[He gets over the laughing fit eventually. Look shut up farts are funny no matter how old you are]

Oh... oh man, I needed that.

Whatcha workin' on? Something evil?

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Nothing of consequence to you, rodent. Merely getting my affairs in order for the moment.

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Mm hmm. So something evil. Eggman Empire 2.0?

Sorry, Fart Factory Empire. I forgot that you're rebranding.

[Video]

[thepurpleone]

Yep. Your frustration, I feel it.

But I happen to currently hold the engineering data point.

[Video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Then perhaps you could be of assistance to me, Donatello!

I'm in the process of designing some security 'bots. Non-lethal, I assure you. Just something I can use to patrol around my new command post.

[Video]

[thepurpleone]

Ah, so you've found a place?

I would be delighted to be of assistance!

[Video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

I have! In fact, I have you to thank for pointing me in the right direction.

I've found an ideal location in Sh'Ka that will serve as my base of operations. Now, I'm working on providing a security detail. There's plenty of machines here that can be redesigned and reprogrammed to suit the job, but thanks to this lamentable data point system, I need someone to help me calibrate it so that I receive proper data.

You wouldn't happen to be able to make another recommendation, would you?

[Video]

[thepurpleone]

Glad that worked out for you.

Therein lies the rub. The data point system does make it difficult to do anything independently.

[He arches a brow.]

Oh, what sort of recommendation?

[Video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Someone trustworthy and discreet who can help me program the communications array.

[He brushes a hand through his mustache.]

Perhaps...if this works out, we can construct a similar system for Temba.

It will keep people's mind at ease if they know they have an early warning system.

[One he can exploit.]

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[thepurpleone]

[Donnie strokes his chin thoughtfully.]

Well, I know several communications holders, two of which for certain know their way around technological projects.

[Both paranoid and/or precautious in their own rights.]

Dustin and Tony would be my recommendations.

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[reneggadetinkerer]

It appears there's no shortage of technological aficionados here.

That's interesting news. I admit, I've found more people interested in the scientific than I initially thought there would be.

They just appear to be directionless.

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[quark_assassin]

[There is literally no reason to make this private, Dustin's Communications expertise is available for anyone to see in the Dick Shun Airy and Donnie namedrops him later anyway (goddammit Donnie), but Dustin still does it. So sue him, he doesn't like people snooping.]

What's the project?

PRIVATE

[reneggadetinkerer]

I'm working on reprogramming and remodeling some of the robots in Sh'Ka into security bots. Something that can alert me at my command post when they track something or someone that is unwanted and unannounced.

The designs are coming along but I need assistance in setting up the communications array and syncing it to my systems.

[quark_assassin]

[ hmmmm ]

What kind of remodeling?
I'll need schematics.

[reneggadetinkerer]

Why do you require schematics just to program a proper network?

[quark_assassin]

I don't.
I need them to verify that you're not making a fleet of weapons that only you can control.

[reneggadetinkerer]

I wouldn't be able to arm them if I tried. Not with the way the security data point functions. But if that's what you need, then fine.

[A moment later, Eggman will send over the schematics for his security robot.]

Will this suffice?

[quark_assassin]

You don't have to modify pruning shears to turn them into a weapon.

[Or kitchen knives. Or electric hedge trimmers. Or...you know what, he probably shouldn't give the guy who is publicly screaming at the alien hedgehog ideas. Dustin deletes his in-progress rambling and focuses on the schematics instead.

[ ...

[ A minute or so later: ]

Robot monkeys?

[reneggadetinkerer]

By your logic, anything is a weapon. That's simply paranoia on your part.

Is there a problem? Primates are especially adept at climbing and are agile enough to navigate the treetops with relative ease. Reverse-engineering and improving upon what nature and evolution have already granted us is just the logical thing to do!