[VIDEO] UN: EGGMAN

[reneggadetinkerer]

I am currently looking for someone who has interfaced with the Communications data point for a project I am working on. Commute to Sh'Ka is mandatory though you don't need to stay. Frankly, it's better for me if you don't.

Don't bother inquiring if you can't take things seriously, can't take direction, or aren't willing to work.

If interested, get in touch with me as soon as conceivably possible. Preferably within the next day or two.

And, on that note, who here has interfaced with the Engineering data point?

Honestly, this data point system is the most infuriating and non-efficient system I've ever encountered. Did nobody beta test this?!

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[video]

[spinsandneedles]

I've interfaced with the Communications data point!

[he's gonna break your shit maybe]

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

No.

No!

Absolutely not!

[Video]

[thepurpleone]

Yep. Your frustration, I feel it.

But I happen to currently hold the engineering data point.

[Video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Then perhaps you could be of assistance to me, Donatello!

I'm in the process of designing some security 'bots. Non-lethal, I assure you. Just something I can use to patrol around my new command post.

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

No? You sure? I can do all kinds of nerd stuff now! Check this out!

[Hey Eggman he just changed your username to Dr. Fart Factory how do you like that]

[video] UN: DR. FART FACTORY

[reneggadetinkerer]

What? What is it??

What did you do?!

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

[Just hang on a minute there, Sonic is currently doubled over laughing at his own stupid joke. Good times!]

[Video]

[thepurpleone]

Ah, so you've found a place?

I would be delighted to be of assistance!

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

[He finally sees it.]

...You're a waste of information, Hedgehog.

[Video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

I have! In fact, I have you to thank for pointing me in the right direction.

I've found an ideal location in Sh'Ka that will serve as my base of operations. Now, I'm working on providing a security detail. There's plenty of machines here that can be redesigned and reprogrammed to suit the job, but thanks to this lamentable data point system, I need someone to help me calibrate it so that I receive proper data.

You wouldn't happen to be able to make another recommendation, would you?

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

[He gets over the laughing fit eventually. Look shut up farts are funny no matter how old you are]

Oh... oh man, I needed that.

Whatcha workin' on? Something evil?

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Nothing of consequence to you, rodent. Merely getting my affairs in order for the moment.

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Mm hmm. So something evil. Eggman Empire 2.0?

Sorry, Fart Factory Empire. I forgot that you're rebranding.

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

THAT IS NOT MY NAME AND YOU KNOW IT, HEDGEHOG!

CEASE THIS BUMBLING BUFFOONERY AND CHANGE MY BLASTED TAG BACK!

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Earn it!

[Video]

[thepurpleone]

Glad that worked out for you.

Therein lies the rub. The data point system does make it difficult to do anything independently.

[He arches a brow.]

Oh, what sort of recommendation?

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Mark my words, the only "earn" will be the one I commit your ashes to before I fire it into the sun!

[Video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Someone trustworthy and discreet who can help me program the communications array.

[He brushes a hand through his mustache.]

Perhaps...if this works out, we can construct a similar system for Temba.

It will keep people's mind at ease if they know they have an early warning system.

[One he can exploit.]

[Video]

[thepurpleone]

[Donnie strokes his chin thoughtfully.]

Well, I know several communications holders, two of which for certain know their way around technological projects.

[Both paranoid and/or precautious in their own rights.]

Dustin and Tony would be my recommendations.

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Not helpin' your case any there, Doc. Try again?

[Video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

It appears there's no shortage of technological aficionados here.

That's interesting news. I admit, I've found more people interested in the scientific than I initially thought there would be.

They just appear to be directionless.

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

No! I refuse to kowtow to an imbecile whose mouth only marginally runs faster than his feet!

[Video]

[thepurpleone]

Not particularly directionless. The two I mentioned are very project-oriented. Mostly independent, but Tony might be more willing to assist if you have something particular in mind.

[Video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

I see. Then, I shall have to reach out. Perhaps we can pool our abilities and do something...

Eugh...

Good. For both cities.

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Aw, that's a shame! Guess you're gonna be Dr. Fart Factory forever! Well, until I get bored with it and make it better.