[VIDEO] UN: EGGMAN

[reneggadetinkerer]

I am currently looking for someone who has interfaced with the Communications data point for a project I am working on. Commute to Sh'Ka is mandatory though you don't need to stay. Frankly, it's better for me if you don't.

Don't bother inquiring if you can't take things seriously, can't take direction, or aren't willing to work.

If interested, get in touch with me as soon as conceivably possible. Preferably within the next day or two.

And, on that note, who here has interfaced with the Engineering data point?

Honestly, this data point system is the most infuriating and non-efficient system I've ever encountered. Did nobody beta test this?!

Comments

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Nothing of consequence to you, rodent. Merely getting my affairs in order for the moment.

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Mm hmm. So something evil. Eggman Empire 2.0?

Sorry, Fart Factory Empire. I forgot that you're rebranding.

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

THAT IS NOT MY NAME AND YOU KNOW IT, HEDGEHOG!

CEASE THIS BUMBLING BUFFOONERY AND CHANGE MY BLASTED TAG BACK!

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Earn it!

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Mark my words, the only "earn" will be the one I commit your ashes to before I fire it into the sun!

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Not helpin' your case any there, Doc. Try again?

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

No! I refuse to kowtow to an imbecile whose mouth only marginally runs faster than his feet!

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Aw, that's a shame! Guess you're gonna be Dr. Fart Factory forever! Well, until I get bored with it and make it better.

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Or until I claim the communications data point and change it myself!

You're costing me valuable time!

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Am I? Seems like you're just easily distracted.

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

I've grown accustomed to your japes but this? This is an affront that shall not stand!

If I'm not taken seriously it'll be on your head, Hedgehog!

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Heheh, man, if I'd known this is all it would take to get under your skin, I would have asked Tails to show me how to do this a long time ago.

[okay okay he'll change it TO

]

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

If you're going to insult me, at the very least have the decency to get the nature of my degree right!

A PhD is a doctorate in philosophy, you quill-headed cretin!

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Wait.

You actually have a degree? I thought you just called yourself Doctor because it sounds cool!

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

That would imply that I don't have the credentials to back up my words!

And I assure you, the only degree you need concern yourself with is my degree of patience with you.

Patience that is quickly running out.

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

I'm hardly concerned. Ah well, I've had my fun, I think.

[for now. He'll play nice this time and change the name back to regular Eggman, without the sparkle font and everything]

There ya go, champ! Good as new!

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Hmph! You better not be expecting words of thanks. It's your fault in the first place!

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

The only thing I ever expect from you is a headache. That and maybe some real creative traps every now and then.

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Well, fortunately for you, this "data point" system appears to have kneecapped my long-term plans.

No, I'll have to get creative if I wish to make weapons.

Re: [video]

[spinsandneedles]

Aw man, no traps? That sucks!

[Why yes he does sound genuinely disappointed!]

Well, credit where it's due, you're one of the most creative people I know. If anyone can build a gun out of rocks and paperclips, it's you.

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

A gun is so impersonal. Granted, some of my finer creations incorporate firearms but I'd be a fool to base an entire build around one when my opponent can simply outrun them.

Once again, you show your limited faculties when it comes to envisioning anything of worth.

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Don't give me that crap! You don't bother whippin' guns out on me, sure, but I know you pull 'em on other people!

Fine! Build a Death Egg robot out of corncobs and toilet paper! I don't really care!

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Yes, those that do not have the unique gift of outrunning the shot. I'd be a fool not to leverage those advantages when I can get them.

While the Death Egg was a truly notable achievement, I fear it would be of little use here. Now, if I can find the Agrii and unlock interstellar travel?

Then perhaps we'd be onto something grand.

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Well, good luck with that. There were space ships here at one point, but... [He just shrugs! They're gone, bro!]

Build a space ship out of pinecones and sticks, that'll really impress me.

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

I don't need your approval, just your assured destruction!