[VIDEO] UN: EGGMAN

[reneggadetinkerer]

I am currently looking for someone who has interfaced with the Communications data point for a project I am working on. Commute to Sh'Ka is mandatory though you don't need to stay. Frankly, it's better for me if you don't.

Don't bother inquiring if you can't take things seriously, can't take direction, or aren't willing to work.

If interested, get in touch with me as soon as conceivably possible. Preferably within the next day or two.

And, on that note, who here has interfaced with the Engineering data point?

Honestly, this data point system is the most infuriating and non-efficient system I've ever encountered. Did nobody beta test this?!

Comments

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Hmph! You better not be expecting words of thanks. It's your fault in the first place!

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

The only thing I ever expect from you is a headache. That and maybe some real creative traps every now and then.

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Well, fortunately for you, this "data point" system appears to have kneecapped my long-term plans.

No, I'll have to get creative if I wish to make weapons.

Re: [video]

[spinsandneedles]

Aw man, no traps? That sucks!

[Why yes he does sound genuinely disappointed!]

Well, credit where it's due, you're one of the most creative people I know. If anyone can build a gun out of rocks and paperclips, it's you.

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

A gun is so impersonal. Granted, some of my finer creations incorporate firearms but I'd be a fool to base an entire build around one when my opponent can simply outrun them.

Once again, you show your limited faculties when it comes to envisioning anything of worth.

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Don't give me that crap! You don't bother whippin' guns out on me, sure, but I know you pull 'em on other people!

Fine! Build a Death Egg robot out of corncobs and toilet paper! I don't really care!

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Yes, those that do not have the unique gift of outrunning the shot. I'd be a fool not to leverage those advantages when I can get them.

While the Death Egg was a truly notable achievement, I fear it would be of little use here. Now, if I can find the Agrii and unlock interstellar travel?

Then perhaps we'd be onto something grand.

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Well, good luck with that. There were space ships here at one point, but... [He just shrugs! They're gone, bro!]

Build a space ship out of pinecones and sticks, that'll really impress me.

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

I don't need your approval, just your assured destruction!

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Man, I cannot wait until you try to destroy me again. It'll be great to finally have something normal going on!

[video]

[reneggadetinkerer]

Then perhaps I'll just make you wait, as I know that patience is your biggest weakpoint and grievance.

[video]

[spinsandneedles]

Aw, crap. I've played myself.