[VIDEO] UN: EGGMAN

[reneggadetinkerer]

I am currently looking for someone who has interfaced with the Communications data point for a project I am working on. Commute to Sh'Ka is mandatory though you don't need to stay. Frankly, it's better for me if you don't.

Don't bother inquiring if you can't take things seriously, can't take direction, or aren't willing to work.

If interested, get in touch with me as soon as conceivably possible. Preferably within the next day or two.

And, on that note, who here has interfaced with the Engineering data point?

Honestly, this data point system is the most infuriating and non-efficient system I've ever encountered. Did nobody beta test this?!

Comments

[reneggadetinkerer]

I wouldn't be able to arm them if I tried. Not with the way the security data point functions. But if that's what you need, then fine.

[A moment later, Eggman will send over the schematics for his security robot.]

Will this suffice?

[quark_assassin]

You don't have to modify pruning shears to turn them into a weapon.

[Or kitchen knives. Or electric hedge trimmers. Or...you know what, he probably shouldn't give the guy who is publicly screaming at the alien hedgehog ideas. Dustin deletes his in-progress rambling and focuses on the schematics instead.

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[ A minute or so later: ]

Robot monkeys?

[reneggadetinkerer]

By your logic, anything is a weapon. That's simply paranoia on your part.

Is there a problem? Primates are especially adept at climbing and are agile enough to navigate the treetops with relative ease. Reverse-engineering and improving upon what nature and evolution have already granted us is just the logical thing to do!