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[doubled_speed]

Hello people. I'm late in doing it, but I need to complete this fucking bet I have with Shiro.

I've got a card on the counter of the diner. If you think Shiro is, from your point of view, hot, sign it.

Signing it doesn't mean you want to date him or sleep with him or anything like that. Just, if you think dude is good looking, come sign the card.


-Morale Officer Shepherd



P.S. Yes we can do this for other people do at another time, but fuck it, this has to be done. I will prove this. Today this is the hill I die on.


[OOC: You can absolutely use this space to agree or disagree or argue with tommy and ask what inspired this. First comment is for 'signatures'. Just drop a comment with how a character signed if they did]

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SIGNATURES ON THE CARD

[doubled_speed]

The card rests on the counter where he promised. It's clearly handmade, with a semi-passable cartoonish sketch of Shiro flexing a muscle. Tommy's trying to rep his Snow-Bro the best he can here.

On the inside in green text is written 'We the undersigned agree that Tommy is right and Shiro is hot and should hear it more.'


[Please fill out any signature and or other comments that might appear on the card as a reply here.]

[doubled_speed]

The Absolutely Correct Tommy Shepherd

[the_tailor]

Lance McClain, former(?) president of the Takashi Shirogane Fan Club

[ziedrich_bearer]

Gladiolus Amicitia

[mutedsuspicions]

lerith

Re: SIGNATURES ON THE CARD

[renoreactor]

USS Reno, CL-96

[lionunchained]

[Totally sneaking in at some point and signing his own card]

Shiro

[fatedsacrifice]

Noctis Lucis Caelum

[tempredmental]

Keith

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[small_compromise]

I'd think everyone would be hot in this weather though. Isn't this a pointless question?

[doubled_speed]

No, it's slang. For attractive.

[small_compromise]

How does that work?

Is this to make fun of Shiro? Or to make other people feel like they aren't attractive? It doesn't seem nice either way.

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[the_tailor]

THANK you! Is he being all "oh nooo I'm totally not ridiculously handsome and hot and probably have half the universe thirsting over me like half the Garrison was, why would you possibly say that" again?

[doubled_speed]

Nah I just told him I would do this card but he said it has to have 'enough' people sign it.

[the_tailor]

Oh, okay, legit. He's the kind of guy who downplays how cool he is sometimes, so I wouldn't be surprised.

[He hums.]

Okay, I gotta know though, what started the bet?

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[tempredmental]

You know this is just going to embarass him right

[doubled_speed]

He said, and I quote

'Well, not my usual choice to cards to receive, but if there are enough people to sign a card like that, I wouldn't turn down getting it.'

[tempredmental]

Really now
Huh
I mean I guess its still a nice boost to the ego to be told that

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[fatedsacrifice]

So what happens if you win the bet?

[doubled_speed]

Nothing? The win is what matters.

[fatedsacrifice]

And here I thought you might tell me that you were interested in this guy.

[Noctipus is disappoint.]

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[renoreactor]

I don't think I've met him yet. What does he look like? How does he dress? Does he like uniforms?

[doubled_speed]

So, if you go into the 'DICK SHUN AIRY' function on the comm device, green background with hexagons, it's got tons of data and you can search it. And it has info on us too. With a picture.

But dude's built, got white hair, one of those cool sorts of facial scars, and he was space pilot dude or some sort. So probably a uniform.

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[wearingthestars]

Seriously? Has someone caught feelings all ready? ;)

(icon felt appropriate)

[doubled_speed]

Wow man, that is SO not what this is. Why you gotta go there and assume that? This is a dude helping a snow-bro out.