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[doubled_speed]

Hello people. I'm late in doing it, but I need to complete this fucking bet I have with Shiro.

I've got a card on the counter of the diner. If you think Shiro is, from your point of view, hot, sign it.

Signing it doesn't mean you want to date him or sleep with him or anything like that. Just, if you think dude is good looking, come sign the card.


-Morale Officer Shepherd



P.S. Yes we can do this for other people do at another time, but fuck it, this has to be done. I will prove this. Today this is the hill I die on.


[OOC: You can absolutely use this space to agree or disagree or argue with tommy and ask what inspired this. First comment is for 'signatures'. Just drop a comment with how a character signed if they did]

Comments

[fatedsacrifice]

And here I thought you might tell me that you were interested in this guy.

[Noctipus is disappoint.]

[doubled_speed]

What? Man, DEFINITELY not that. I mean, he's hot, but it's not about that.

[Noctipus don't be like this man.]

[fatedsacrifice]

But you're advertising this in front of everyone. Isn't that just a way to get his attention and to have him know how you feel?

[Asks the man who bottles things up.]

[doubled_speed]

He knows I'm doing it so it's not advertisement. Come on, Noctipus, you gonna sign this or just imply that I don't have the attention of my friends?

[fatedsacrifice]

I'll sign it. I'm just not sure why you're doing it then. If you're not after this guy for yourself, are you trying to get him a date?

[doubled_speed]

Because sometimes you need to have that sort of thing said about yourself to feel good. The reminders.

And woah man, I'm not trying to get ANYONE a date!

[People need to stop calling out how he's just digging himself a deeper hole here.]

[fatedsacrifice]

So you need someone to do it for you sometime.

[Okay that he could understand. But there was a smile as e read the last part.]

Alright alright, if you say so then I believe you.

[doubled_speed]

Nah, I'm fucking gorgeous and I know it. I've got that confidence in the fucking bag, Noctipus.

Now do me a solid and sign the damn card.

[fatedsacrifice]

So I'm getting through these text messages. But alright, let me go sign it for you.

[doubled_speed]

Awesome man! Thanks Noctipus. You've always got my back.

[fatedsacrifice]

Don't forget you said that.

[doubled_speed]

I promise I won't.

[fatedsacrifice]

Good.

[doubled_speed]

Perfect.

But seriously, thanks man.

[fatedsacrifice]

You need anything else just let me know.

[doubled_speed]

Always. Anyway, I gotta get to cooking.

[fatedsacrifice]

Take care.

[doubled_speed]

You know I will.