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[doubled_speed]

Hello people. I'm late in doing it, but I need to complete this fucking bet I have with Shiro.

I've got a card on the counter of the diner. If you think Shiro is, from your point of view, hot, sign it.

Signing it doesn't mean you want to date him or sleep with him or anything like that. Just, if you think dude is good looking, come sign the card.


-Morale Officer Shepherd



P.S. Yes we can do this for other people do at another time, but fuck it, this has to be done. I will prove this. Today this is the hill I die on.


[OOC: You can absolutely use this space to agree or disagree or argue with tommy and ask what inspired this. First comment is for 'signatures'. Just drop a comment with how a character signed if they did]

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SIGNATURES ON THE CARD

[doubled_speed]

The card rests on the counter where he promised. It's clearly handmade, with a semi-passable cartoonish sketch of Shiro flexing a muscle. Tommy's trying to rep his Snow-Bro the best he can here.

On the inside in green text is written 'We the undersigned agree that Tommy is right and Shiro is hot and should hear it more.'


[Please fill out any signature and or other comments that might appear on the card as a reply here.]

[doubled_speed]

The Absolutely Correct Tommy Shepherd

[the_tailor]

Lance McClain, former(?) president of the Takashi Shirogane Fan Club

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[small_compromise]

I'd think everyone would be hot in this weather though. Isn't this a pointless question?

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[the_tailor]

THANK you! Is he being all "oh nooo I'm totally not ridiculously handsome and hot and probably have half the universe thirsting over me like half the Garrison was, why would you possibly say that" again?

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[tempredmental]

You know this is just going to embarass him right

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[fatedsacrifice]

So what happens if you win the bet?

[doubled_speed]

No, it's slang. For attractive.

[doubled_speed]

Nah I just told him I would do this card but he said it has to have 'enough' people sign it.

[doubled_speed]

He said, and I quote

'Well, not my usual choice to cards to receive, but if there are enough people to sign a card like that, I wouldn't turn down getting it.'

[the_tailor]

Oh, okay, legit. He's the kind of guy who downplays how cool he is sometimes, so I wouldn't be surprised.

[He hums.]

Okay, I gotta know though, what started the bet?

[doubled_speed]

Nothing? The win is what matters.

[doubled_speed]

[See, he's not responding by audio it's to control what he is saying.]

Not important. The W and boosting morale matters.

[ziedrich_bearer]

Gladiolus Amicitia

[the_tailor]

Well yeeeeeah, but...

[Lance is very nosy, okay?]

[doubled_speed]

But what Lancey-boy?

[the_tailor]

I mean, honestly, this sounds something like I would do, and though I guess since we're totally on the same wavelength it makes sense you'd do it too, but something had to have started it!

[fatedsacrifice]

And here I thought you might tell me that you were interested in this guy.

[Noctipus is disappoint.]

[doubled_speed]

No, it's nothing man. It's just morale shit. Told you that morale matters.

[doubled_speed]

What? Man, DEFINITELY not that. I mean, he's hot, but it's not about that.

[Noctipus don't be like this man.]

[the_tailor]

Okaaaaaaaaay. If you say so, Speedy.

[But he's definitely gonna ask Shiro, even if he's not sure he'll get a proper answer out of him either. But, worth a shot!]

[fatedsacrifice]

But you're advertising this in front of everyone. Isn't that just a way to get his attention and to have him know how you feel?

[Asks the man who bottles things up.]

[small_compromise]

How does that work?

Is this to make fun of Shiro? Or to make other people feel like they aren't attractive? It doesn't seem nice either way.

[tempredmental]

Really now
Huh
I mean I guess its still a nice boost to the ego to be told that

[doubled_speed]

I don't know. It's just how the word is used back home.

And no, it's not to make fun of him. He knows this is coming. He okayed it. [Which is about 85% accurate but whatever.]

And this isn't to make others feel not attractive. I can make more cards. Most of the people here are stupid levels of hot. Hell, I bet Cayde is a tall drink in the books of plenty of people.