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[doubled_speed]

Hello people. I'm late in doing it, but I need to complete this fucking bet I have with Shiro.

I've got a card on the counter of the diner. If you think Shiro is, from your point of view, hot, sign it.

Signing it doesn't mean you want to date him or sleep with him or anything like that. Just, if you think dude is good looking, come sign the card.


-Morale Officer Shepherd



P.S. Yes we can do this for other people do at another time, but fuck it, this has to be done. I will prove this. Today this is the hill I die on.


[OOC: You can absolutely use this space to agree or disagree or argue with tommy and ask what inspired this. First comment is for 'signatures'. Just drop a comment with how a character signed if they did]

Comments

[the_tailor]

Oh, okay, legit. He's the kind of guy who downplays how cool he is sometimes, so I wouldn't be surprised.

[He hums.]

Okay, I gotta know though, what started the bet?

[doubled_speed]

[See, he's not responding by audio it's to control what he is saying.]

Not important. The W and boosting morale matters.

[the_tailor]

Well yeeeeeah, but...

[Lance is very nosy, okay?]

[doubled_speed]

But what Lancey-boy?

[the_tailor]

I mean, honestly, this sounds something like I would do, and though I guess since we're totally on the same wavelength it makes sense you'd do it too, but something had to have started it!

[doubled_speed]

No, it's nothing man. It's just morale shit. Told you that morale matters.

[the_tailor]

Okaaaaaaaaay. If you say so, Speedy.

[But he's definitely gonna ask Shiro, even if he's not sure he'll get a proper answer out of him either. But, worth a shot!]

[doubled_speed]

Speed, not Speedy.

You think I'd bother lying?

[the_tailor]

Potato, potahto.

[He gives a little wave.]

I dunno. I mean, I'll freely admit that the guy had me swooning a little back in the days of youth before I fell head over butt for the grumpier little brother--

[And he means that in the most loving of ways, Keith.]

Honestly, I was far from the only one. Back where I went to school, you could probably get 95% of the student body signing that card, along with most of the teachers.

[There's a brief moment where Lance looks thoughtful, but quickly shakes his head.]

Anyway! So, y'know.

[doubled_speed]

Well then, if you swooned, no reason you can't haul ass over here and sign this thing. Dude needs confidence. Especially since we don't have that student body here.

in the background

[tempredmental]

I heard that!

Remember... I saw the memory of your bedroom in calibrations. I know things.

[the_tailor]

Keith!

[He gives a huff.]

You know nothing!

[Keith knows pretty much everything.]

[tempredmental]

Don't I, though.

Should I tell Tommy what I saw?

[SMIIIIIIRK]

[doubled_speed]

Dudes, I can hear you.

[the_tailor]

You hear nothing!

[But he's gonna shove Keith's shoulder. Playfully, of course, but with another huff.]

[tempredmental]

[Sorry, Tommy, but Keith's having too much fun. He laughed when Lance shoved at him, then leaned in close.]

You totally had a crush. Was Shiro your bisexual awakening?

[the_tailor]

I will neither confirm nor deny that!

[Lance's face is somewhere between bashful and grumpy.

(It's totally true.)]

[tempredmental]

[Just... laughing...]