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[doubled_speed]

Hello people. I'm late in doing it, but I need to complete this fucking bet I have with Shiro.

I've got a card on the counter of the diner. If you think Shiro is, from your point of view, hot, sign it.

Signing it doesn't mean you want to date him or sleep with him or anything like that. Just, if you think dude is good looking, come sign the card.


-Morale Officer Shepherd



P.S. Yes we can do this for other people do at another time, but fuck it, this has to be done. I will prove this. Today this is the hill I die on.


[OOC: You can absolutely use this space to agree or disagree or argue with tommy and ask what inspired this. First comment is for 'signatures'. Just drop a comment with how a character signed if they did]

Comments

[small_compromise]

How does that work?

Is this to make fun of Shiro? Or to make other people feel like they aren't attractive? It doesn't seem nice either way.

[doubled_speed]

I don't know. It's just how the word is used back home.

And no, it's not to make fun of him. He knows this is coming. He okayed it. [Which is about 85% accurate but whatever.]

And this isn't to make others feel not attractive. I can make more cards. Most of the people here are stupid levels of hot. Hell, I bet Cayde is a tall drink in the books of plenty of people.

[small_compromise]

If he okayed it then how is this a bet?

[Please Tommy, Cayde would sign off on his own card and with multiple aliases.]

...this is more slang, isn't it.

[She only caught about half of what Tommy's saying there.]

[doubled_speed]

Friends can make bets to make themselves, and each other, mutually laugh. Or smile. But I promise if he told me to stop I would. And apologize. Shiro is my friend. My Snow-Bro. Which so we're clear is just a nickname because we both have white hair.

And yes, it's slang.

[Too bad Tommy doesn't know Cayde well enough to do that, just so he too could make ridiculous aliases and have a battle of the fake names.]

[small_compromise]

So what are the stakes?

[She's familiar enough with the idea, hanging around with her brothers and at Cid's bar and gaming parlor.]

[doubled_speed]

More of a bet that I can get people to sign it. There's no win to it except for presenting it to him. And no loss except for admitting I failed. But that's also a loss because he doesn't get the confidence boost.