Someone has left a baby outside.
It is sitting just in front of the door to a darkened office building in the Northwest side of the city. One frequented by Drake Riley. It can't be any bigger than a newborn, and is swaddled tightly in a furry, rainbow-coloured blanket that has bulbous, stuffed paw tassels hanging from the corners with fuzzy, pink toe beans. It is very patient with this situation, doesn't move or make a noise.
Should you investigate, you will find the blanket is actually wrapped around what feels a lot like a hot water bottle, warm to the touch and with a firm jelly-like give. It is translucently purple, and is largely bean shaped. Don't poke or squeeze it too hard! Its casing looks about as delicate as the film on boiled milk. These are all important baby qualities, aren't they?
Pinned to the blanket with a comically sized diaper pin is a note:
Rye Lee
Rye Lee no care. Rye Lee no sleep.
New Rye Lee must care. Care full four hole wick.
Agrii care Rye Lee and New Rye Lee. In poor tent rye salt.