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[deal_me_in]

[Someone thought it'd be fun to make some good use of those errant tape recorders. The feed begins with an almost regal-sounding voice, both encouraging as much as demanding, and such continues along with....Wait, is that music?

It becomes clear it's some sort of workout music of sorts, and once it plays through, it repeats itself.

Enjoy the tunes, Temba!]

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[deal_me_in]

I'm sure it could've been longer. Shaxx does love his training regimens.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, guess it's about the same as the music they play at my gym at home.

[deal_me_in]

Wait, no kidding? Maybe Shaxx is just a classics kind of guy.

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ Steve thinks that heavy metal and glam rock sound the same... ]

What other songs are there?

[deal_me_in]

...that's all that's on here.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Wow. It must be his favorite.

[deal_me_in]

I mean. He does like hearing himself talk.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Wow.

But... no other songs? Not a single one?

[deal_me_in]

Nope! But I don't think he released this having a hit album in mind.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Do you think he wrote the song part too?

[deal_me_in]

[That suggestion has Cayde laughing too much to respond for the next few minutes.]

-oh but that is some funny imagery. But I mean, who knows! The Titan Vanguard knits so maybe writing cheesy workout songs is Shaxx's side hobby when he's not encouraging fighters in a Crucible match.

[pursuitofcappiness]

What's a crucible match?

[deal_me_in]

Basically? No-holds-bar matches. Fights between Guardians where they can go all out, prove their skills. Not for the faint of heart- or non-Guardians who can't revive.

[pursuitofcappiness]

People die during these for fun?

[deal_me_in]

Well, the "fun" part definitely depends on the person. I know when you can't die your sense of thrill can get pretty warped.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I guess. I wouldn't know.

[deal_me_in]

Certainly changes a person's perspective. Then it downright messes 'em up when they find out suddenly that they're mortal again.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Sorry to hear that. How did it happen?

[deal_me_in]

Oh, you know. A big bad decides life's not fair and we don't deserve the things we get- even if we technically did not ask for it, but you know what? We don't take lightly to people takin' our stuff.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You're not wrong, but, what's the plan?

[deal_me_in]

Plan for what?

[pursuitofcappiness]

To get it back.

[deal_me_in]

Oh! Past that, my friend. Rallied our forces, snuck back into our own city, lost an arm while trying to set up a portal to get one of our best Guardians up close and personal with Gary or whatever his name was. Long story short, we got our Light back.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh, great. Congratulations.

Wait, who's Gary?

[deal_me_in]

The big bad I mentioned? A leader of a faction of Cabal- these space rhino guys- called themselves the Red Legion.