[Audio]

[deal_me_in]

[Someone thought it'd be fun to make some good use of those errant tape recorders. The feed begins with an almost regal-sounding voice, both encouraging as much as demanding, and such continues along with....Wait, is that music?

It becomes clear it's some sort of workout music of sorts, and once it plays through, it repeats itself.

Enjoy the tunes, Temba!]

Comments

[Audio]

[plate_builder]

This is giving me horrible flashbacks to the brief period of time when I attempted to encourage my department into having daily group work outs. It was such a mistake.

[pursuitofcappiness]

This is a very long song.

[Audio]

[deal_me_in]

Why would you do such a thing?!

[deal_me_in]

I'm sure it could've been longer. Shaxx does love his training regimens.

[plate_builder]

Exercise is good for the brain and morale.

[deal_me_in]

Did your department think so?

[plate_builder]

Actually, yes. But there were... complaints from other departments that kept us from carrying forward.

[deal_me_in]

Heh! What kind of complaints? Too distracting? Or they feeling left out?

[plate_builder]

Actually, it was the later. And the other executives didn't like the idea of their employees not working every possible hour.

[deal_me_in]

[That gets a giggle out of him.]

Clearly they haven't heard that phrase about all work and no play.

[plate_builder]

That's Shinra's motto, in a way. All work. No play.

[deal_me_in]

Yuck. Remind me never to work for them.

[plate_builder]

They don't really exist anymore, so that is easy to avoid.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, guess it's about the same as the music they play at my gym at home.

[Audio]

[faceguy]

Got anything with more guitar?

[deal_me_in]

Well, you never know!

[deal_me_in]

Wait, no kidding? Maybe Shaxx is just a classics kind of guy.

[Audio]

[deal_me_in]

Eh, sorry kid. All I got for Dawning was a lousy mixtape and an oven.

[plate_builder]

I suppose you are correct. Though when Rufus was here he did not seem interested in trying it.

[faceguy]

What’s Dawning?

[Text]

[buildingitsir]

I feel like I've been put on hold calling corporate.

[deal_me_in]

Kind of really hard to start anything around here.

[deal_me_in]

It's a winter festival we hold, back at home, just before the year's end. Lotta gift-giving and baked goods. I think the Agrii's spin on it is New Tick, and it's more of a new year celebration thing. They like dropping off gifts for us. Some things are definitely better than others.

[Text]

[deal_me_in]

oh don't let shaxx hear you say that or he'll make you do laps

that guy takes training regimens very seriously

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ Steve thinks that heavy metal and glam rock sound the same... ]

What other songs are there?