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[deal_me_in]

[Someone thought it'd be fun to make some good use of those errant tape recorders. The feed begins with an almost regal-sounding voice, both encouraging as much as demanding, and such continues along with....Wait, is that music?

It becomes clear it's some sort of workout music of sorts, and once it plays through, it repeats itself.

Enjoy the tunes, Temba!]

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[pursuitofcappiness]

To get it back.

[deal_me_in]

Oh! Past that, my friend. Rallied our forces, snuck back into our own city, lost an arm while trying to set up a portal to get one of our best Guardians up close and personal with Gary or whatever his name was. Long story short, we got our Light back.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh, great. Congratulations.

Wait, who's Gary?

[deal_me_in]

The big bad I mentioned? A leader of a faction of Cabal- these space rhino guys- called themselves the Red Legion.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Sounds like bad news. Are they still around or did they disband after Gary?

[deal_me_in]

The Cabal aren't anything new we've fought before but this guy was different. Different goal, different methods, different kind of ruthless.

Ah, you know how it goes. Still pockets of them here and there, some would-be's trying to power grab but they don't have the same kind of carry as he did so no one lasts long.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Makes sense. They show up here, you let us know.

[deal_me_in]

I'm sure it'll be easy to know if they do, but don't you worry, I definitely will.