[SWITCHBOARD]

[in_extremis]

In an attempt to trace the Agrii communication and get a message back to them, Tony has made something of a mess of the network. Sorry, is it a bad time? For the next few hours, your messages seem to keep landing in the wrong place.

It's going to be fine, no one has any secrets that they're trying to discuss that they're worried about misfiring, of course.

Meanwhile, just about everyone receives one or a combination of texts from what appears to be several different sources, both names that exist on the network and some that definitely don't.

we come in peace

you haven't considered that I don't care

have you tried kidnapping them?

try asking nicely

come down here and fight me you punk ass bitch

we could have just talked about this

[ooc: You can try to direct your message to someone in particular, but anyone might reply to your top level!]

Comments

[rage_on]

[He has no idea who he's replying to but someone's getting big fat:]

BRING IT

[doubled_speed]

Bring what?

OTA~

[beholding_archivist]

[ text ]

[ Has Jon ever mentioned how much he HATES texting? He's a verbal person. And yet he receives some of those weird messages adorned with names he can't make any sense of. And so he fires a message back into the maelstrom of messages. ]

Who are you?

[ audio ]

[ And a little later he actually tries to reach someone specific, unaware that their messages still aren't bound to find their intended recipient. This one is, naturally, a recorded audio message. ]

... I- I'm scared.

[audio]

[heeeyadora]

The heck do you expect me to do about that?

text

[backoff]

you should already know.

Text

[heeeyadora]

I FOUND A GUN~! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
I'M GONNA BLOW UP SO MUCH STUFF!!!

[in_extremis]

No, absolutely not.

Put that back.

Text

[backoff]

I hope you plan on blowing stuff up away from the city.

Do you know how to use the gun?

text

[wearingthestars]

Punk ass bitch?

text - dude, it's totally something he'd send anyway

[doubled_speed]

if the shoe fits

text

[happybeeps]

Is that an invitation?

text

[rage_on]

invitation to what

text

[backoff]

Remind me as to what the invitation is for?

text

[in_extremis]

Could you please rejoin society for five seconds. There's a child with a gun that you need to find.

text;

[sinistral]

No.

text

[backoff]

I'm a bit far from the city. Have you looked in a spot that you wouldn't look to right away?

text

[heeeyadora]

Hey, have you seen some guy named Jesus? I need to find him?

text;

[sinistral]

Who the hell do you think I am?

[ooc; read: for all your who the hell is Bucky/which Bucky is this shenanigans.]

[deal_me_in]

cant kidnap what you cant grab

[beholding_archivist]

Not the advice I expected to receive today.

text;

[hulkintraining]

Look if we've learned anything here it's that kidnapping is bad.

[plate_builder]

That was a thing that required learning right now?

Text..?

[out_of_order]

01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000 00100000 01101001 00100000 01110011 01101101 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101001 01110011 01101000

teeext?

[happybeeps]

01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01100101 01101110 01100101 01100100 00111111 00100001

we could have just talked about this

[afterform]

What do you want to talk about?

[sinistral]

Nothing...?

you haven't considered that I don't care

[backoff]

what makes you think I didn't?