[SWITCHBOARD]

[in_extremis]

In an attempt to trace the Agrii communication and get a message back to them, Tony has made something of a mess of the network. Sorry, is it a bad time? For the next few hours, your messages seem to keep landing in the wrong place.

It's going to be fine, no one has any secrets that they're trying to discuss that they're worried about misfiring, of course.

Meanwhile, just about everyone receives one or a combination of texts from what appears to be several different sources, both names that exist on the network and some that definitely don't.

we come in peace

you haven't considered that I don't care

have you tried kidnapping them?

try asking nicely

come down here and fight me you punk ass bitch

we could have just talked about this

[ooc: You can try to direct your message to someone in particular, but anyone might reply to your top level!]

Comments

[audio]

[heeeyadora]

The heck do you expect me to do about that?

[audio]

[beholding_archivist]

J-Jesus Christ! That wasn't--

I didn't send this to you!

[audio]

[heeeyadora]

Who's Jesus? Is that who you're trying to send this to?

[audio]

[beholding_archivist]

Wha- No! Re-religious f-figure... n-n-no! Of course not! D-doesn't matter. I just...

Can we just forget this, please?

[audio]

[heeeyadora]

What's that mean?

No. What are you so scared about, mm? Spill.

[audio]

[beholding_archivist]

[ And there's a moment of silence, then: ]

Doesn't matter.

[ A sharp and sudden response. Jon is putting his defenses up. ]

You were not supposed to hear this and I- I'm not telling you.

[audio]

[heeeyadora]

Hey- you're the one who messaged me. I dunno what you're getting so testy about. If you want this Jesus guy then message him!

[audio]

[beholding_archivist]

I wasn't trying to--! This was a mistake. Nothing more, nothing less. I'm sorry to have bothered you.

[ According to his tone, however... Not much. ]