[SWITCHBOARD]

[in_extremis]

In an attempt to trace the Agrii communication and get a message back to them, Tony has made something of a mess of the network. Sorry, is it a bad time? For the next few hours, your messages seem to keep landing in the wrong place.

It's going to be fine, no one has any secrets that they're trying to discuss that they're worried about misfiring, of course.

Meanwhile, just about everyone receives one or a combination of texts from what appears to be several different sources, both names that exist on the network and some that definitely don't.

we come in peace

you haven't considered that I don't care

have you tried kidnapping them?

try asking nicely

come down here and fight me you punk ass bitch

we could have just talked about this

[ooc: You can try to direct your message to someone in particular, but anyone might reply to your top level!]

Comments

[rage_on]

Wait

then if you didn't, who did?

The network go screwy or something?

[doubled_speed]

sure why the fuck not?
can't be surprised about that shit here

[rage_on]

ugh lame!

is there nothing around here that actually works?!

[doubled_speed]

bacon mushrooms
they're fucking amazing

[rage_on]

dude that just sounds amazing!

would make space for more pizza toppings

[doubled_speed]

yeah but no pizza dough
maddening shit

[rage_on]

there's gotta be something we can mash up into dough
this sucks

[doubled_speed]

you can be in charge of those plans i suppose

[rage_on]

it'll be something to do at least

I'm just not crazy about trying to put everything in my mouth like Mikey would

[doubled_speed]

oh fuck is this raf?!

[rage_on]

yeah?

Tommy?

[There's only so many people who know of his brothers by name anyway.]

[doubled_speed]

fuck yeah! wow man, i'd never wanna throw down with you

[rage_on]

stupid texts!

Glad we got that straightened out- that would've been awkward.

[doubled_speed]

nah, not awkward for me
i could so take you

[rage_on]

hah! wow okay- you wanna do this?

[doubled_speed]

dude, did you miss the fact that i run fast enough to run up the side of a building?

[rage_on]

what, you saying I won't be a challenge?

[doubled_speed]

saying don’t get frustrated when being a ninja doesn’t keep up

[rage_on]

maybe i don't gotta keep up

[doubled_speed]

Yeah, you've gotta keep up if you want to actually hit me.

[rage_on]

dude I don't think you'd want me to "actually" hit you if you know what I mean

[doubled_speed]

i don’t think you actually could

[rage_on]

I have a feeling we're just going to keep going in circles with this

[doubled_speed]

not my fault I can run them around you so easily

[rage_on]

Oh here we go