[SWITCHBOARD]

[in_extremis]

In an attempt to trace the Agrii communication and get a message back to them, Tony has made something of a mess of the network. Sorry, is it a bad time? For the next few hours, your messages seem to keep landing in the wrong place.

It's going to be fine, no one has any secrets that they're trying to discuss that they're worried about misfiring, of course.

Meanwhile, just about everyone receives one or a combination of texts from what appears to be several different sources, both names that exist on the network and some that definitely don't.

we come in peace

you haven't considered that I don't care

have you tried kidnapping them?

try asking nicely

come down here and fight me you punk ass bitch

we could have just talked about this

[ooc: You can try to direct your message to someone in particular, but anyone might reply to your top level!]

Comments

[doubled_speed]

Then think it up kiddo
you better entertain me because my arm is itchy and I don’t wanna fuck it up with scratching

[wearingthestars]

You don't have another bite, do you?

[doubled_speed]

nah man not like that.

[He just isn’t used to scar tissue on his arm and this shirt isn’t as smooth as it could be so it’s irritating.]

[wearingthestars]

No scratching. I'll find some kind of lotion, it might help.

[doubled_speed]

[He isn’t used to scars where he can reach them. It’s maddening.]

moisturizing is not my style

[wearingthestars]

Doctor's orders :-P

[doubled_speed]

respect your elders

[wearingthestars]

You'd think your claims of being the hot twin would have led you to accepting some kind of skin care routine by now.

[doubled_speed]

not claiming
Actually am
It says so

[wearingthestars]

Yeah, I noticed. How'd you manage that?

[doubled_speed]

friends in low places