[Video] Gotta whine fast

[spinsandneedles]

[What's up, kids. Hope you like THE SKY, because this video opens just starin' right up at it. Not for too long, though, as the guy responsible for this dumb video realizes pretty quickly that he's holding his device backwards and flips it around, revealing a weird blue critter that appears to be laying on his back on a roof. Why??? I mean why not. Y'all are in the mood for a bitchy teenager, right? Well too bad.]

Okay, I'm about to make a less than great first impression to anyone I haven't already bumped into yet, but sometimes you just gotta complain into the void, y'know? Here goes;

[he pauses to clear his throat, and then commences the bitching]

So, I can deal with being kidnapped by aliens, right? That's fine, I guess. Happens to the best of us, keeps life interesting, whatever. I can roll with the unexpected. I can mostly tolerate being tossed onto a dumpy, abandoned planet with extremely limited travel options. I mean, that's less fine than being kidnapped by aliens, but at least this tiny chunk of space we have doesn't have any speed limits. Fine, I can cope.

But, the thing about this that's completely unacceptable is that apparently, I missed a big fight with a bunch of monsters? Seriously!? I've seen movies, aliens aren't supposed to abduct you after the danger's passed. Where's the fun in that? Do our alien overlords accept feedback? I wanna file a complaint!

[Maybe this guy's priorities are just a little skewed. It's fine. He sighs, a little overly dramatic (because missing a monster fight is absolute bullshit), the video jostling a bit as he shrugs.]

Ah well. Anyway! The name's Sonic. I guess if you guys need help with cleanup after all that, hit me up? I have nothing but free time on my hands right now, and I'm already bored out of my mind.

Comments

[Video]

[thepurpleone]

I think there's a suggestion box of sorts in the "whale comb" center.

[He gestures with the whole air-bunny/finger quotes there.]

Yeah, guess you missed out. One star, do not recommend the whole giant monster encounter, at least not without a full team but on the upside I don't think we did too badly.

You're more than welcome to handle clean-up, that is not my typical line of work and I haven't amassed nearly enough machinery to build any heavy-duty roombas.

[video]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Here is another teenager, albeit of a different species. ]

That's what you have to complain about, seriously? I mean we could've definitely used more help against Barry but really, you should be glad you missed it! I think I cracked like three ribs.

2 out of 10 stars. Do not recommend.

[crystalmaster]

Yeah, that was not one of my favorite experiences. If you like fighting monsters, you're more than welcome to have at it the next time it happens. I'm sure there'll be more. And help with cleaning up is definitely appreciated. The city's kind of a mess now.