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[Video] Gotta whine fast

[What's up, kids. Hope you like THE SKY, because this video opens just starin' right up at it. Not for too long, though, as the guy responsible for this dumb video realizes pretty quickly that he's holding his device backwards and flips it around, revealing a weird blue critter that appears to be laying on his back on a roof. Why??? I mean why not. Y'all are in the mood for a bitchy teenager, right? Well too bad.]

Okay, I'm about to make a less than great first impression to anyone I haven't already bumped into yet, but sometimes you just gotta complain into the void, y'know? Here goes;

[he pauses to clear his throat, and then commences the bitching]

So, I can deal with being kidnapped by aliens, right? That's fine, I guess. Happens to the best of us, keeps life interesting, whatever. I can roll with the unexpected. I can mostly tolerate being tossed onto a dumpy, abandoned planet with extremely limited travel options. I mean, that's less fine than being kidnapped by aliens, but at least this tiny chunk of space we have doesn't have any speed limits. Fine, I can cope.

But, the thing about this that's completely unacceptable is that apparently, I missed a big fight with a bunch of monsters? Seriously!? I've seen movies, aliens aren't supposed to abduct you after the danger's passed. Where's the fun in that? Do our alien overlords accept feedback? I wanna file a complaint!

[Maybe this guy's priorities are just a little skewed. It's fine. He sighs, a little overly dramatic (because missing a monster fight is absolute bullshit), the video jostling a bit as he shrugs.]

Ah well. Anyway! The name's Sonic. I guess if you guys need help with cleanup after all that, hit me up? I have nothing but free time on my hands right now, and I'm already bored out of my mind.

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[Maybe some day he'll actually end up in space for funsies!

Sonic sighs a DRAMATIC sigh. Oh yeah, it's a consistent thing. He gets over the dramatics pretty quickly though and finally turns towards the arcade. Or what he's pretty sure is the arcade? It's giving off arcade vibes.]

Sometimes it feels like it's been decades. But yeah, we did come out here for a reason, didn't we! Think it's locked up?

That guy sounds like a real piece of work.

[He grins as they look to the supposed arcade.]

Well, if it is, it won't be for long.

[Donnie steps over to the door, giving it a test tug. It doesn't appear to be locked, but it does seem slightly stuck.]

That's putting it lightly.

[He doesn't want to go super deep into detail right now, they'd be here all day. He steps out of the way to let Donnie check the door.]

Need a little help?

No- I've got it..!

[He insists as he gives it another tug, and then frowning, plants a foot against the wall as he tries to pull again. Stubborn as he is, this might go on for a few seconds, but at least he finally concedes defeat, looking upside-down at Sonic mid-pull.]

...okay, maybe a little help.

You sure it isn't locked? Here, let me try it.

[Because a three foot hedgehog with noodle arms is going to have an easier time opening a surprisingly stuck door than a bigass mutant ninja turtle, right?]

[He's not that much bigger, he's only 5'3". If Raph were here he'd probably break the door off with one arm.

Donnie lets go and steps aside to let Sonic try his luck.]

[Bro that's a solid two feet Sonic could headbutt him right in the turtle junk
But he won't do that. What he does instead is grab the door handle and give it a tug, then he hops up and plants both feet on the wall much like Donnie had. Sonic is also unsuccessful in opening the door, but what he does manage to do is pull the entire handle right off and fall on his ass. Very uncool. But now he uh... has this handle?]

...I swear, if this is a push door, I'm going to lose my mind.

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.... Not sure I'd call that progress...

[Donnie looks at the door again at Sonic's point before stepping over and giving it a nudge.

Naturally, it swings open.]

...oh would you look at that.

[Lets just sit here in awkward silence for a moment while Sonic stares between the open PUSH DOOR and the broken handle in his hand. Hey Donnie I think we're idiots???]

...Ah.

Is this where we promise each other to never mention this to anyone else?

.....

Never mention what, I have no idea what you're talking about. Clearly there is an open door here that we had absolutely no trouble opening, whatsoever hurry get in before someone sees us.

[Sonic hops to his feet and zips around Donnie into the building. Don't wanna be seen? Gotta go fast.]

I'm sure it's fiiine. I didn't see anyone else around, anyway.

[Donnie slips in after Sonic, if after a double-take as to how fast he'd vanished inside.

It's hard to make things out with just the light coming through the door, but at least the power seems to be connecting fine to these buildings as the lights flicker on once the turtle locates the switch.

Their suspicions are confirmed as to whether or not the place is, or rather, had been an arcade. Dust coats just about everything. The devices and unmistakably shaped gaming cabinets don't look like they've seen use in years, which is true given the city in its entirety.]

[Sonic lets out a whistle as he looks around at the grimy, dusty arcade. It's a pretty cool find! Even if it's, y'know, filthy.]

I'd be real surprised if any of these still worked.

[Totally cringing over here at all the dust.]

Note to self: replicate breathing mask.

[Curiosity wins out over hygienic concerns as Donnie starts to wander and inspect the contents of the place as well.]

Yeah, I'm thinking the same.

[He comes around one of the structures, feeling around the sides for a power switch, giving it a few flicks on and off once he comes across one, making a face as the only thing to show for is dusty fingers.]

Bummer. Think it can be repaired, or do you think it's all too far gone?

[He doesn't know jack for shit about any of this kinda stuff. Tails would be having a field day if he was here, though.]

At a glance, hard to say...

[Donnie lowers his goggles as he pries open one of the panels on another system, coughing at the brief cloud of dust displaced then.]

The place wasn't completely sealed off so who knows what damage has been sustained from the climate changes and whatever else happened here.

Wouldn't be surprised if everything's basically scrap though.

Well, maybe we'll get lucky. Or maybe we'll just choke to death on dust. Exciting either way?

[No that's not exciting at all.

Sonic probably can't help at all with the techie stuff, so he does a bit of exploring while Donnie does his nerd thing. Not that there's a lot to look at, everything's covered in like a foot of dust, which is why Sonic makes the brilliant decision to hop up on one of the machines and start trying to wipe dust off of it. This results in him kicking up a cloud of dust, which just gets bigger when he ends up sneezing everywhere.

Don't come to this corner Donnie, it's stupid over here.]

Uh, hard pass on the choking to death on dust. We're already breathing in alien particles as it is.

[Ugh why does that always come up it's so gross and takes forever for him to stop thinking about it.

All the noise from Sonic's corner draws his attention, Donnie glancing over before grimacing at the fog of dust over there.]

Oh come on! What the heck are you even doing over there!

[And here he can't even use his tech-bō's fan mode. So instead he heads over towards the door to shove it open in hopes it'll help air out the place some.]

I'm turning up the difficulty!

[I mean it's kind of true. He will attempt to actually help by looking for a window to open. It might help??? Or it might just kick up a cross breeze that will disturb the dust even more and make everything EVEN WORSE, who knows.]

Sure could use a dust mop right about now. Or one of those long fuzzy things that people dust ceiling fans with?

I'm pretty sure we don't need to be "turning up the difficulty!"

[One thing's for sure, it's making the dust move a lot more. Donnie waves his hand around to no avail, starting to sneeze as well.]

-vacuum would be more useful with all this!

Yes, I realize that now!

[Good yes wonderful, now breathing is impossible. Now the real challenge begins!

Well actually, wait, Donnie mentioning a vacuum makes Sonic pause and actually think for a moment.]

Hey, so. If something were to kick up the dust in here and then take off out the door real fast, would that help suck some of the dust out?

[Hang on, he's trying not to die over here.]

-not a fan of the kicking up more dust, but if a mini-cyclone somehow managed to make its way in and out of here, theoretically it could work!

[Just stop breathing bro, it'll totally work!]

Mini-cyclone, huh. Sounds good. You go wait outside, I'll take care of it!

[He has objections with your science.

But at the suggestion to go outside, Donnie doesn't argue that as he lurches for the door, coughing and hacking all the way.]

[There's a reason Sonic leaves all the nerd shit to Tails. Except for this time, because going fast is involved.

Sonic will wait until Donnie is safely outside away from the dust disaster before shoving a few things around to give himself some room. Once that's done, he begins jogging in a tight circle, gradually picking up speed until there's just a big ring shaped blue blur in the middle of the arcade. Sure enough it's kicking up a ton of dust. Now he just needs to get it outside, which he manages to do by scooching towards the door and continuing zooming around in a circle outside for a bit. He gradually slows down and hops out of the dust path.]

There, that oughta clear it out a bit.

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