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revivalproject2021-05-07 04:03 pm
beepbeepmotherfucker) wrote in revivalproject2021-05-07 04:03 pm
So much for a normal life...
WHO: Eddie and you!
WHERE: Various places
WHAT: Shenanigans!
WHEN: early May
WARNINGS: Grossness. Acid snot is disgusting, man.
My Car!
Eddie sighs as he gets out of his rental car. He looks up and down the street. Hopefully he's finally found a decent place to park and he'll make it one day without losing a vehicle.
He pulls his bag out of the back seat, slinging it over his shoulder as he starts toward his office building. At that moment, a piece of the building next to him is broken off by some superhero fight or another. It plummets to the street and, you guessed it, crushes his car. He turns, eyes wide. "Oh come on!"
Achoo cw: mucus
Determined to keep the day from being a total loss, Eddie takes himself out to lunch. He finds a nice little sidewalk cafe and settles with his newspaper. He shakes his head as he reads over the latest headlines. Alien invasions and giant cats. "What the hell is this city coming to?"
A strong breeze rustles the pages. Unfortunately, it also rustles the nearby tree, shaking loose pollen and who knows what else. Eddie feels a tingling in his nose and gasps. "Oh no. Ooooh no." He claps his hand over his nose and mouth, panicking. No, no, no. He can't hold it in. Turning, he prays no one is walking by as he sneezes. The spray sizzles as it hits the plants and pavement and anything else in its path, acid burning through everything it touches.
"Uuuuhhhhhh. Check please?"
Wildcard.
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WHERE: Various places
WHAT: Shenanigans!
WHEN: early May
WARNINGS: Grossness. Acid snot is disgusting, man.
My Car!
Eddie sighs as he gets out of his rental car. He looks up and down the street. Hopefully he's finally found a decent place to park and he'll make it one day without losing a vehicle.
He pulls his bag out of the back seat, slinging it over his shoulder as he starts toward his office building. At that moment, a piece of the building next to him is broken off by some superhero fight or another. It plummets to the street and, you guessed it, crushes his car. He turns, eyes wide. "Oh come on!"
Achoo cw: mucus
Determined to keep the day from being a total loss, Eddie takes himself out to lunch. He finds a nice little sidewalk cafe and settles with his newspaper. He shakes his head as he reads over the latest headlines. Alien invasions and giant cats. "What the hell is this city coming to?"
A strong breeze rustles the pages. Unfortunately, it also rustles the nearby tree, shaking loose pollen and who knows what else. Eddie feels a tingling in his nose and gasps. "Oh no. Ooooh no." He claps his hand over his nose and mouth, panicking. No, no, no. He can't hold it in. Turning, he prays no one is walking by as he sneezes. The spray sizzles as it hits the plants and pavement and anything else in its path, acid burning through everything it touches.
"Uuuuhhhhhh. Check please?"
Wildcard.
[Want to do anything with Eds before he turns to the dark side? Now is the time! If you want to plot hit me up at
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"This happened to you more than once this week? Jeez. You must be the unluckiest guy in the city." He digs into a little pouch on his belt. "Okay, well, I really am sorry - laser eyes, sometimes you miss what you're aiming for - so let me take care of the car repairs?" He pulls out a fucking business card. Yup. It does indeed say HUMAN KITE on it. He produces a pen and writes on the back. "You can take this to Stan's Garage, they'll bill me." He offers the card over, smiling. "Cool?"
Stan's Garage. I see what you did there.
He sighs, raking his fingers through his hair before holding up four fingers. "Yup. My insurance company freaking loves me." Oh hey, but this is nice. He takes the card, looking a little dubious for a moment before he smiles and tucks it into his pocket. "Thanks. That's really nice of you to offer. Definitely more than most other heroes around this city do."
:D
"Yeah, well, don't tell anybody, but some of us aren't exactly wealthy billionaires, so we can understand shit like insurance rates." He grins a little. "Have you met many other heroes?"
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That comment gets a laugh. "You're not all Iron Man, huh? But yeah, I've met a few this week." He ticks them off on his fingers. "A lady who vaporized some aliens... and my car. A guy with a giant cat thing that crushed my car with its tail. He was a dick. And a guy whose giant robot cat thing threw my car at a space ship... oh! And Captain America. He bashed in the side of my car with his shield. So this one makes five."
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"I always kinda side-eye captain America," he admits. "It just seems weird to be so patriotic. Or maybe I'm a cynical asshole. Tell you what, though, I ever see any of those people I'll give em hell for you."
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Kyle beams. "Hey, no problem dude. Or, uh. Citizen, or whatever. Right. I oughtta fuck off outta here, make sure nobody else got hurt. Maybe I'll see you around."
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He nods, waving a hand. "Yeah. Go off and save the day or whatever. Thanks for the tip, though."