beepbeepmotherfucker: (Villain - try me)
Eddie Kaspbrak ([personal profile] beepbeepmotherfucker) wrote in [community profile] revivalproject2021-05-07 04:03 pm

So much for a normal life...

WHO: Eddie and you!
WHERE: Various places
WHAT: Shenanigans!
WHEN: early May
WARNINGS: Grossness. Acid snot is disgusting, man.



My Car!

Eddie sighs as he gets out of his rental car. He looks up and down the street. Hopefully he's finally found a decent place to park and he'll make it one day without losing a vehicle.

He pulls his bag out of the back seat, slinging it over his shoulder as he starts toward his office building. At that moment, a piece of the building next to him is broken off by some superhero fight or another. It plummets to the street and, you guessed it, crushes his car. He turns, eyes wide. "Oh come on!"

Achoo cw: mucus

Determined to keep the day from being a total loss, Eddie takes himself out to lunch. He finds a nice little sidewalk cafe and settles with his newspaper. He shakes his head as he reads over the latest headlines. Alien invasions and giant cats. "What the hell is this city coming to?"

A strong breeze rustles the pages. Unfortunately, it also rustles the nearby tree, shaking loose pollen and who knows what else. Eddie feels a tingling in his nose and gasps. "Oh no. Ooooh no." He claps his hand over his nose and mouth, panicking. No, no, no. He can't hold it in. Turning, he prays no one is walking by as he sneezes. The spray sizzles as it hits the plants and pavement and anything else in its path, acid burning through everything it touches.

"Uuuuhhhhhh. Check please?"

Wildcard.

[Want to do anything with Eds before he turns to the dark side? Now is the time! If you want to plot hit me up at [plurk.com profile] eternalferret or Discord at SupahFerret#0368]
kyley_b: (RL_KB_10)

[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-05-23 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Aw, okay, now I feel guilty for thinking he's kinda sus."

Kyle beams. "Hey, no problem dude. Or, uh. Citizen, or whatever. Right. I oughtta fuck off outta here, make sure nobody else got hurt. Maybe I'll see you around."