[Network Audio] (October 12th)

[work_wife]

[OOC: As this Network post will absolutely contain spoilers for Stranger Things canon in the threads, I have left the TL specifically vague. Assume any and all threads here have spoilers for Stranger Things]


You know, from all I heard of these storms, wasn't expecting this sorta-phone to pop back on. Anyway, uh, it's Robin. I have good news and I have bad news for you.

Good news? I recognize why the storm looks like this. And what the noises are.

Bad news? I recognize why the storm looks like this. And what the noises are.

Tips for survival are as follows. They're afraid of fire and it hurts them a LOT. Keep your back to things because you can't trust them not to come up behind you. DO NOT BLEED. Try to hide together in groups. And if you can fight, well, guess we need to brief you on what's going on. So check the fuck in because this is a Code Red.

Comments

[work_wife]

Fuck. Just,I don't know. Go hide somewhere high up.

[spinsandneedles]

I'm sure it'll be fine!

[haha he's not sure of that at all!]

Thanks for the advice, though! So long as the flyin' things don't come back, I think I can work with that.

[work_wife]

[Do not be sure of that at all.]

They'll come back if they smell blood. Please be careful. We'll try to end this fast. We always do.

[spinsandneedles]

Good to know, I'll keep that in mind.

Is this something that happens a lot where you're from? Sure sounds like it.

[work_wife]

Uh... Yeah. Once every eight to ten months? At least for the last several years.

[spinsandneedles]

Holy crap. Okay yeah, so you know what you're talking about.

[work_wife]

Honestly, I'm newer to it than Steve is, but I'm doing my best.

[spinsandneedles]

Sounds like 'our best' is really all we've got to work with right now, which is probably enough considering we haven't been eaten by something yet? I think that's a good sign.

I don't think I know this Steve guy yet. I might wanna grill him on how this all works.

[work_wife]

That's a really good sign so far. I hope.

Steve's not going to have time to come to the phone right now. But if you see him, by all means, go for it.

[If he gets the right Steve.]

[spinsandneedles]

Yeah, nah, I figure everyone's busy with the while not being eaten thing right now. I'll worry about that later

[work_wife]

That's smart. Stay safe. I'm going now.