[Text] un: bootyyyshaker9000

[thepurpleone]

NOTICE:

- The pizza oven has been repaired and upgraded so should thereby now be ready to serve up some piping hot pies. I would not be opposed to being present for its test-run and subsequent product sampling.

- The replicator has been stripped of its unnecessary decor and likewise upgraded. It is functioning properly. No, nothing was really wrong with it aside from the fact that the steampunk elements were kind of an eyesore and if we're on an alien planet somewhere in the middle of space then I'd like things to at least look accordingly.

- There was this one annoying light in the hotel that was always flickering- sorry about the minor brownout but I figured you'd thank me later- anyway, everything has been rewired and working again. ...if you are yet experiencing technical difficulties, leave a message.

Oh, and you're welcome.

- D

Comments

[doubled_speed]

There is no such thing as a 10/10 pun.

[ephemerios]

No such thing as pun-fection?

[ oh my god ]

[doubled_speed]

No, there really isn't and you know it.

[ephemerios]

okay fiiiine but: ⭐ <- that's my gold star for trying

[doubled_speed]

That much you're allowed to have, yeah.

[ephemerios]

then I will take it with pride

[doubled_speed]

Go off, girl.