[Text] un: bootyyyshaker9000

[thepurpleone]

NOTICE:

- The pizza oven has been repaired and upgraded so should thereby now be ready to serve up some piping hot pies. I would not be opposed to being present for its test-run and subsequent product sampling.

- The replicator has been stripped of its unnecessary decor and likewise upgraded. It is functioning properly. No, nothing was really wrong with it aside from the fact that the steampunk elements were kind of an eyesore and if we're on an alien planet somewhere in the middle of space then I'd like things to at least look accordingly.

- There was this one annoying light in the hotel that was always flickering- sorry about the minor brownout but I figured you'd thank me later- anyway, everything has been rewired and working again. ...if you are yet experiencing technical difficulties, leave a message.

Oh, and you're welcome.

- D

Comments

[doubled_speed]

ilu

[thepurpleone]

I know

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[in_extremis]

Good job.

Everyone should be announcing their successes.

I'll even round them up every month and give a prize to the one that impresses me the most.

Way to get ahead of the game, sweetheart.

[thepurpleone]

Ahead is typically my natural state of being. I still have a lot to catch up on.

[in_extremis]

That's good to hear. Did you meet someone or something?

I might already have a prize for you. If you think you deserve it.

[thepurpleone]

Just a refreshed perspective. You helped in that, you know. But I did also talk with this new arrival- apparently he specializes in robotics.

Okay, ngl but I'd say yes purely on the basis that you make the best prizes. That said, yes I deserve it because that was a whole lot of crap in the replicator omg did you see it?!

[ audio ] - because he still types like an old man

[beholding_archivist]

There's nothing inherently wrong with steampunk...

[ Does he sound a little disappointed? Maybe. ]

[still texting cuz teenagers]

[thepurpleone]

Well, no, but alien planet! We can do so much better than errant cogs and coupling rods!

[beholding_archivist]

[ As a former space pirate, Jon has to disagree. ]

Steampunk settings are often set in space. The replicator worked fine as you said yourself. And some of us appreciated the design.

[thepurpleone]

[He might think Jon five times cooler if he knew Jon was a librarian and a former space pirate!!]

Uh-huh.

Clearly you and I have been watching very different sci-fi movies.

I just figured no one could be bothered to fix it. Anyway, a lot of it wasn't part of the original design and ran the risk of eventual overheating at some point. Trust me, my intervention was for the best.

[hashtagparkerluck]

omg i havent had pizza in so long.

[thepurpleone]

We have all been deprived far too long.

[hashtagparkerluck]

truly, you've been doing the lord's work.

[thepurpleone]

Alas, it will not be NY pizza but I suppose we can't be picky, alien planet and all.

Link asking the important questions

[newmemorywhodis]

How do I make pizza?

[thepurpleone]

Ask Tommy, he seems to know the practical application.

[newmemorywhodis]

But you like pizza

[How can you like something so much, but not know how to make it?]

[thepurpleone]

Yesss...?

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[ephemerios]

so now for the weird plot twist where somehow it only cooks pizzas if it has pineapples *and* fish on it.

[ she's joking, but she also wouldn't be completely surprised.

you're welcome for that mental image of a cursed pizza ]

[thepurpleone]

So long as the pineapple is not with ham, this is an acceptable outcome.

[ephemerios]

well we can't allow that to ham-ppen

[get it??? Get it???

Yes it was terrible]

[doubled_speed]

I take my love back and find myself disappointed in the shallowness of your taste buds.

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[reneggadetinkerer]

Quite the enterprising technician.

I'm interested in this 'Replicator.' Can you provide me some more insight?

I should like to also see your work on your pizza oven.

[Look, Eggman doesn't care about pizza. But he's going to try and play nice with Donatello because he seems useful.]

[thepurpleone]

It's like it says on the label, basically. Not sure where it came from, has been here way before I got dropped in.

It replicates mostly anything you request from it. There's some restrictions- it won't do weapons and related objects apparently. But it can do anything from clothing to food, which is fascinating.

The pizza oven's not my design originally, but not a bad one.

[reneggadetinkerer]

'Related objects' is vague. Components used in weaponry can be utilized almost anywhere else in engineering.

What sort of limitations does it have? Surely something so powerful would have a limited number of uses.

I see. I suppose I could take the time to see its inaugural use for myself.