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[alphabeticalplans]

[At first, the device engages video, giving a glimpse of fractured pavement which could be anywhere in Temba, before he gets to the functions he’s looking for and the video disables, though the audio stays intact.]

Okay, I think I’ve got this thing working. [At least the way he’d prefer it at the moment.] So, this place is crazy, but I don’t have a reason not to believe the information the data point by the fountain fed me.

[There’s a beat here, almost for gravity.]

Unless you guys have reasons I haven’t uncovered yet. You’ve got time up on me, so fill a guy in? The name’s Biggs, by the way.

(OOC: If you'd like to continue a network thread from the test drive meme, feel free!)