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[happybeeps]

[The video opens on Poe's face, edges of his jacket still dusted with salt and red earth.]

This is Commander Poe Dameron of the Republic fleet. I'm looking to speak to whoever's in charge here. I've got some pretty pressing issues to deal with back home, and uh...I really need to be getting back. Or at the very least if someone knows of a long range transmitter, or a ship, actually? A ship would be good.

...Or caf. Do you guys have caf here? Or maybe something stronger? That whole...glowy ball thing..., the data point- that happens to everyone, right? [He taps at his temple with a frown. He didn't particularly enjoy that experience.]

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[complicatedliar]

Greetings and salutations and welcome to our little anarchist commune! Good news first: nudity is optional. Bad news next: Yeah, you're not going anywhere. We're all stuck here. It's like one of those reality tv shows where you get put on an island with a bunch of strangers and then you have to survive, except no one gets voted off the island and none of us are that hot looking.

Oh, and worst news: No caf or coffee or morning go-juice that I've been able to find. You have to make it on your sunny attitude alone.

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[happybeeps]

Cards on the table, I don't understand half of what you just said, but I think I get the spirit if not the references.

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[complicatedliar]

It's okay, no one here gets my jokes. :( Except the junior troll.

Oh yeah, and about the data point. Yep, that happens to everyone. If you enjoyed it, there's other ones you can go mash your brain into, as well!

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[happybeeps]

Super did not enjoy it. Things forcing themselves into my brain is not my ideal way to spend an afternoon, surprisingly enough.

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[complicatedliar]

Welcome to the party, pal.

There's also a fun thing where you can ask the "friendly" aliens for stuff and you might get something similar. It's pretty funny to watch.