[text to everyone!]

[in_extremis]

[This is a very normal looking text that you have absolutely no reason to question. After all, you've received a text from Cayde-6 before, right? He's very friendly.]

Everyone!
Pizza party, tonight in exactly 2 hours, at the Deep End.
Have you been missing your favourite slice? I've got you covered, partner!

It is first come, first served, so don't be late!

Bang bang!

Comments

[in_extremis]

I am happy to discuss employment benefits over a warm slice this evening. A car is just the beginning! It could even come with a very cool bumper sticker!

[dr_riley]

[Ahh, a smartass. He knows a few of those.]

Very interested in the bumper sticker. Be there soon. Any other rsvps?

[in_extremis]

Bring as many people as you can! It's dinner time, everyone needs to eat.