[text to everyone!]

[in_extremis]

[This is a very normal looking text that you have absolutely no reason to question. After all, you've received a text from Cayde-6 before, right? He's very friendly.]

Everyone!
Pizza party, tonight in exactly 2 hours, at the Deep End.
Have you been missing your favourite slice? I've got you covered, partner!

It is first come, first served, so don't be late!

Bang bang!

Comments

Text

[stitch_witch]

Oh, pizza. I remember that from the spell. Will it be like the one we had? I remember the fresh basil taste was wondrous.

u/n: cayde-6 ∞

[in_extremis]

Basil! I knew I was forgetting something. It's got to have basil.

[stitch_witch]

I don't know if there is basil here though. How sad.

If I may ask, has the repair been adequate?

[fatedsacrifice]

You guys make pizza here?

[No one told him but hey he's down.]

u/n: cayde-6 ∞

[in_extremis]

I've been practicing and I think I've got the round about it.

[Is that even a real phrase? It sounds like something Cayde would say. Quick, move on.]

First ever Temba pizza party, you can't miss it.

text;

[sinistral]

No.

[Honestly the entire purpose of this reply is for me to tell you that you're brilliant and this is amazing.]

u/n: cayde-6 ∞

[in_extremis]

😞

[😊]

[ private text to Tony ]

[beholding_archivist]

[ This isn't a direct response to Cayde's post. Instead, Tony receives a perfectly innocent and conveniently timed private message. ]

Are you bored?

[text I GUESS with his normal name]

[in_extremis]

Is this an offer? Because I do have this itch that I can't reach...

[thesepreciousthings]

"Bang bang"? Seriously?

[Sus AF]

Also, how come you figured out pizza and didn't tell me before?

u/n: cayde-6 ∞

[in_extremis]

It's my surprise! I've been working on it, this is the debut. You're going to love it.

text; un: thief

[burnyoudown]

wtf there's pizza here and no one told me sooner?
or is this new?

u/n: cayde-6 ∞

[in_extremis]

[Oh no, Tony doesn't even know who this is. Must tread carefully.]

Brand new! Fresh off the presses, and out of the oven!

If you want to be one of the first to experience the new Temba Pizza, don't be late!

[mrsklover]

[Bless him, not a suspicious bone in his body]

DUDE! PIZZA?! I was working with Cobb to make some but we didn't get far. This is awesome tho! Where did you get the dough? Also what toppings?

Don't let those cum-cubers or whatever the fuck they're called get close. I don't care if they're good, the name is gross.

[in_extremis]

Those are all very good questions, and you'll have to show up to find out the answers! Roll the dice, no snake eyes, all face cards, all good!

[usedtobesmoller]

[Stupidly genuine boy here to be a pain.]

Dear Cayde,

Wow! That's a real feat. I know people have been looking for familiar foods and the like, so this is going to really boost morale. Can't wait to see how it compares to Brooklyn. I'm sure you did great. Thank you!

Sincerely,
Steve Rogers

[He hasn't quite gotten the idea of what 'texting' is, yet. ]

[in_extremis]

[Tony is lying on the floor in tears and cannot text back at his usual lightning speed because the first one is just '≈≫⊠∑']

Dearest Mr. Rogers,

It would be my pleasure to serve you the finest pizza, to your utmost satisfaction. I look forward to receiving you in my place of business, and consider it an honour.

Yours,
Cayde-6
Hunter Major

[Does he remember Cayde's job title? Of course not.]

[Audio]

[deal_me_in]

Huh. I was planning a pizza party without me? Well that would have been embarrassing! I might've missed out. Wonder what else I've been putting together without me.

[still committed to texting as Cayde-6, you'll never catch him]

[in_extremis]

I better hurry, those pizzas won't make themselves and there's a lot of excited, hungry people that are going to be showing up very soon.

[dr_riley]

[Drake doesn't know Cayde, but he thinks he might have heard the name thrown around.]

What is the deep end and do you deliver

[in_extremis]

It is only the best place in town!

No deliveries yet. Are you offering to drive?

text

[provenforce]

[ Rey coming in with the oblivious newcomer from an entirely different galaxy who grew up eating rehydrated food that comes in bags and the occasional space chicken. ]

What is pizza?

[in_extremis]

Oh, it is going to be your new favourite thing. Bread, cheese, tomato sauce, and piled with all of your favourite snacks that you can eat with your hands. What's not to love?

text (hi i'm the latest)

[noch]

Who is this

[ She's not a seasoned texter, forgive her. ]

(fashionable as ever)

[in_extremis]

Your good buddy Cayde! The accolades are infinite, and the latest is pizza chef extraordinaire!