[text to everyone!]

[in_extremis]

[This is a very normal looking text that you have absolutely no reason to question. After all, you've received a text from Cayde-6 before, right? He's very friendly.]

Everyone!
Pizza party, tonight in exactly 2 hours, at the Deep End.
Have you been missing your favourite slice? I've got you covered, partner!

It is first come, first served, so don't be late!

Bang bang!

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[stitch_witch]

Oh, pizza. I remember that from the spell. Will it be like the one we had? I remember the fresh basil taste was wondrous.

u/n: cayde-6 ∞

[in_extremis]

Basil! I knew I was forgetting something. It's got to have basil.

[fatedsacrifice]

You guys make pizza here?

[No one told him but hey he's down.]

u/n: cayde-6 ∞

[in_extremis]

I've been practicing and I think I've got the round about it.

[Is that even a real phrase? It sounds like something Cayde would say. Quick, move on.]

First ever Temba pizza party, you can't miss it.

text;

[sinistral]

No.

[Honestly the entire purpose of this reply is for me to tell you that you're brilliant and this is amazing.]

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[fatedsacrifice]

Do you need some help with set up or anything?

[Someone's learned that making one person do all the work is pretty damn unfair.]

[stitch_witch]

I don't know if there is basil here though. How sad.

If I may ask, has the repair been adequate?

[ private text to Tony ]

[beholding_archivist]

[ This isn't a direct response to Cayde's post. Instead, Tony receives a perfectly innocent and conveniently timed private message. ]

Are you bored?

[in_extremis]

Oh ye of little faith. I thought you trusted me!

Definitely, I've already recommended you to all of my closest friends and family. [????]

[stitch_witch]

Forgiveness, please. Of course I trust you, Cayde. You saved my life.

An interesting thing to say given you already had me introduced to Ikora.

[in_extremis]

[Tony has not anticipated anyone being that nice. Panic.]

Oh, no, it's all basically done, you just need to bring your appetite! If you're really enthusiastic, I could always use another card game.

u/n: cayde-6 ∞

[in_extremis]

😞

[😊]

[text I GUESS with his normal name]

[in_extremis]

Is this an offer? Because I do have this itch that I can't reach...

[in_extremis]

Of course I did. I'm a professional. [????????]

I was worried you forgot! A little test. You can tell me all about it again over pizza.

[stitch_witch]

Or just in the right place at the right time.

Cayde, are you feelign alright? I do not know if you grow sick like I would, but perhaps you are not feeling well?

[in_extremis]

I'm great, nothing to worry about. Just distracted with all of these pizzas. The timing is critical. You're not going to want to miss it.

[stitch_witch]

Alright then.

Oh, is it alright if I bring Little Bear with me? The poor dog doesn't handle being alone very well.

[in_extremis]

Of course! The more the merrier, as I always say!

[stitch_witch]

Wonderful! I promise I shall help clean up after. I would help cook but I don't know how pizza is made.

[sinistral]

Your party will survive without me.

[😘]

[in_extremis]

What if a fight breaks out over the last slice of Hawaiian? People can get vicious about pizza. I don't know who else I can count on to keep a level head.

[sinistral]

You have others who can fill that role. When have I ever gone to any of these gatherings?

[in_extremis]

Have you been hanging out with my friends without me? This answer will determine how I answer your question. But you're making it sound like you're overdue to me, partner.

[sinistral]

No.

[ text he better use his actual name and not try make this offer as Cayde ]

[beholding_archivist]

Would that help with your boredom?