Not!Temba: better mind how you walk through

[kyley_b]

WHO: Kyle "ky-el" Broflovski and YOU!
WHERE: Not!Temba
WHAT: Exploring the Agricultural Building, University/Library and Alien Target 2: Electric Boogaloo.
WHEN: Latter half of July
WARNINGS: Bad language, general outlandish idiocy



Agricultural Building

In spite of every plan he ever had growing up in a redneck mountain town, Kyle has basically become a farmer. It's almost laughable, really. Still, he takes his job seriously and so he'll often be found systematically working his way through the Agricultural Building cataloguing plants, taking sample, and eventually harvesting things to take back to Temba.

He's easy to spot amongst all the green - a pop of red against the leaves and vines. Plus he'll wave at you if he sees you.

At some point he'll also be peering into the tubes that lead to the livestock nursery, clearly intending to investigate. Weaponless.


University/Library

Creeping through what's left of library requires some caution considering the state of the place. Kyle's inside, looking for books or some sort of readable data, and likely to be scared to death if you come up behind him. Hopefully he doesn't trip over something and conk himself on the head.

Inside the university he can be found prowling the halls, peeking into classrooms. "Dude," he mutters half to himself and half to anybody around. "This? This shit is how Japanese horror games start."


Alien Target 2

Fashion has never been his strong suit. Not that it should be a priority on an abandoned alien planet, but even if it were he'd be hopeless. As it is, he's wandering the aisles looking for clothes reminiscent of earth. There's what appears to be a changing room and for whatever reason he feels compelled to use it instead of just trying alien!sweaters on in the aisles. Alien!sweaters that are less alien than usual...

He also goes in search of gardening tools, which means he winds up in another aisle hefting rakes and shovels, occasionally swinging them like a baseball or imaginary sword. Because, you know. He's easily amused.

Comments

[kyley_b]

"Oh, they're these things that look like olives, but they taste like bubble gum. When we tried them it was kind of like... mild euphoria. Like you feel really good and a little giggly, and you want to be close to people." His blush isn't going anywhere.

"I think you'd be okay, though. Like I don't think it would make you trip out or anything. It reminded me of one of earth's party drugs."

[ezra_of_lothal]

"Oh. Yeah. That'd probably be ok. I guess it's possible I might, hmmm. Project? Without really meaning to, but as long as it's a warm fuzzy feedback loop and I'm not doing it around anyone who'd be freaking out by that, that should be pretty safe."

He contemplates that a moment longer, but then he shrugs. "Anything else cool?"

[kyley_b]

"Yeah. And maybe not do it near anybody you've got the hots for unless you want them to find out."

He nods. "Lots of other fruits, too," he says. "Like, good edible stuff. Tommy's taken back most of it already, and we're gonna see if there's like, saplings we can transport maybe."

[ezra_of_lothal]

Ezra blinks and then snorts. "Thanks for the advice - don't think that'll be problem."

Is that weird? Well, it's not like there's a lot of people close to his age around.

"I could probably help with saplings. In a feeding them some energy to keep them in good shape for the trip, I mean."

[kyley_b]

"You can do that?" Kyle feels like he asks Ezra that a lot. "Dude. Why are you such a cool space wizard?"

[ezra_of_lothal]

"It's applying the very crash course on healing I got at the temple of Courscant to plants," Ezra tries to explain. "Which means I'm teaching myself, really, so I'm not exactly good at it yet, but yeah that's something I've been working on with the garden I planted."

[kyley_b]

"Dude." He shakes his head. "You're so fucking useful. Ugh, you guys are all giving me a complex."

[ezra_of_lothal]

Ezra give him a fond Look.

"Come on, you've cataloged how much of the plants here already? You offer to pitch in just about anytime someone needs a hand. You're plenty useful."

[kyley_b]

Kyle smiles, but he doesn't remotely believe what Ezra says. He knows for a fact that if he were to vanish from Temba tomorrow that nothing would really change. "Thanks," he says awkwardly. "I mean, I dunno. Gotta try. So! Healing crash course, huh? Glad you got that."

[ezra_of_lothal]

Ezra narrows his eyes a little.

"Yeah, it is, and I've barely had a chance to use it, which is good."

[kyley_b]

Kyle chuckles. "Well, yeah. But let's be real, it's only a matter of time before someone really does fuck up and get hurt. Probably someone like me, or one of the kids running around. So it's good you do know some of it."