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Peter "Starlord" Quill ([personal profile] puddledancer) wrote in [community profile] revivalproject2021-05-18 04:02 pm

Caps For Sale

((OOC: Will match format if you're not feelin' prosey!))

The kitschy stall sits at one of the busiest corners of the city. No one knows how he's managed to keep it there for so long without being ousted by more ... er, lucrative ... businesses, but P.J.'s Emporium and its owner have been a questionable adornment on the street for a couple of years now. The racks are filled with old used issues of comic books and pages with ads featuring hero memorabilia, preserved in plastic bags against sheets of cardboard cut from produce boxes or reused manila folders. There are toys and figurines, too: cheap plastic or tin knock-offs of the city's heroes - you know the sort.

The eponymous owner, Peter Jason "P.J." Quill, can always be found sitting in a lawn chair in front of or beside his booth, reading a magazine or comic book, oldies music drifting up from a static-y radio chained to the leg of the booth. That band t-shirt he's sporting has seen better days, and the hems of his shorts are fraying. The soles of his canvas tennis shoes are starting to come detached. Clearly the money from that merch is going to rent and not too much else.

Once in a while he'll wet his whistle from a gallon jug of Country Time Lemonade and holler into the metropolitan abyss... "HERO MERCH, GET YER HERO MERCH HERE! I got'cher Pyrite Man, I got The Sheriff, E.T., Corporal Anglo-Saxon! Brand new Princess Lighting! Pretty sweet stuff, come check it out!"

Familiar faces on their way to work or coffee runs will get a broad grin, a tip of the head, and a "Hey, how are ya?" Otherwise, he has two modes: selling and slacking, and not much in between.
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[personal profile] no_applause 2021-05-19 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
She can't help it. She steps up and takes the figure from him. It doesn't look anything like her! She looks absolutely horrified. She's so stunned that she can't even stop herself before she mutters, "No, you didn't. And these are awful. Do people really buy these things?"
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[personal profile] no_applause 2021-05-19 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"I didn't thank you." She sighs, shaking his head. He's got a point, but she doesn't have to like it. "At the very least you could make an effort with their likenesses. Her hair is not red."
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[personal profile] no_applause 2021-05-23 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Or something." She takes a moment, reminding herself that this guy is just trying to make a living... as misguided as it is. Her voice is gentler as she continues, less judgmental and more guiding. "You might not make them, but a seller has the right to return items that aren't what they ordered."
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[personal profile] no_applause 2021-05-25 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
She shakes her head with a sigh. "Spoken like a true salesman." It absolutely pains her to see someone selling things that are so patently wrong... but she's got more important things to do with her time than to try to teach some toy salesman the error of his ways. "Good day." Turning on her heel, she continues on the way she was heading.