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revivalproject2021-05-07 04:03 pm
beepbeepmotherfucker) wrote in revivalproject2021-05-07 04:03 pm
So much for a normal life...
WHO: Eddie and you!
WHERE: Various places
WHAT: Shenanigans!
WHEN: early May
WARNINGS: Grossness. Acid snot is disgusting, man.
My Car!
Eddie sighs as he gets out of his rental car. He looks up and down the street. Hopefully he's finally found a decent place to park and he'll make it one day without losing a vehicle.
He pulls his bag out of the back seat, slinging it over his shoulder as he starts toward his office building. At that moment, a piece of the building next to him is broken off by some superhero fight or another. It plummets to the street and, you guessed it, crushes his car. He turns, eyes wide. "Oh come on!"
Achoo cw: mucus
Determined to keep the day from being a total loss, Eddie takes himself out to lunch. He finds a nice little sidewalk cafe and settles with his newspaper. He shakes his head as he reads over the latest headlines. Alien invasions and giant cats. "What the hell is this city coming to?"
A strong breeze rustles the pages. Unfortunately, it also rustles the nearby tree, shaking loose pollen and who knows what else. Eddie feels a tingling in his nose and gasps. "Oh no. Ooooh no." He claps his hand over his nose and mouth, panicking. No, no, no. He can't hold it in. Turning, he prays no one is walking by as he sneezes. The spray sizzles as it hits the plants and pavement and anything else in its path, acid burning through everything it touches.
"Uuuuhhhhhh. Check please?"
Wildcard.
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WHERE: Various places
WHAT: Shenanigans!
WHEN: early May
WARNINGS: Grossness. Acid snot is disgusting, man.
My Car!
Eddie sighs as he gets out of his rental car. He looks up and down the street. Hopefully he's finally found a decent place to park and he'll make it one day without losing a vehicle.
He pulls his bag out of the back seat, slinging it over his shoulder as he starts toward his office building. At that moment, a piece of the building next to him is broken off by some superhero fight or another. It plummets to the street and, you guessed it, crushes his car. He turns, eyes wide. "Oh come on!"
Achoo cw: mucus
Determined to keep the day from being a total loss, Eddie takes himself out to lunch. He finds a nice little sidewalk cafe and settles with his newspaper. He shakes his head as he reads over the latest headlines. Alien invasions and giant cats. "What the hell is this city coming to?"
A strong breeze rustles the pages. Unfortunately, it also rustles the nearby tree, shaking loose pollen and who knows what else. Eddie feels a tingling in his nose and gasps. "Oh no. Ooooh no." He claps his hand over his nose and mouth, panicking. No, no, no. He can't hold it in. Turning, he prays no one is walking by as he sneezes. The spray sizzles as it hits the plants and pavement and anything else in its path, acid burning through everything it touches.
"Uuuuhhhhhh. Check please?"
Wildcard.
[Want to do anything with Eds before he turns to the dark side? Now is the time! If you want to plot hit me up at
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Eddie's on his feet in a flash, knocking his chair down. He raises his hands, eyes wide with fear as he stares down that gun. "Oh god! I'm so sorry. I didn't think anyone was walking past!" When the gun is lowered, he breathes a sigh of relief and drops his hands. "Seriously, I'm sorry. I... yeah, there's no way around it. It's gross and super inconvenient.. and I can't help it. Please," He pulls out his wallet, rummaging for cash, "Let me give you something to pay for what I ruined."
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"Don't try to as I'm certain you wouldn't be able to afford it."
While he shouldn't have known it, Kaz was now aware that particular pair of gloves was easily $3,000. To say nothing of the coat. Unfortunately, it was the right hand and with the left occupied with holding his cane, the right felt naked and vulnerable.
"If your aim is that bad, then you should look in to getting a mask."
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He sighed and rights his chair, sitting down hard. "I've tried. I haven't been able to find something I can afford that this won't eat through." Even the moisture from his breath slowly started eroding masks over time. The struggle is real.
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"Just a latex piece that makes everything point down whenever you sneeze would be enough."
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"Latex doesn't hold up. Listen, man, I appreciate the tip and all, but I've been living with this my whole life. If I could get rid of this power, I would. Unless you've got any tips for that, I don't know what to tell you."