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revivalproject2020-08-31 07:29 pm
neck of the woods
WHO: Tony and his new Graq friends. Open to other absolute morons.
WHERE: Graq homeworld
WHAT: Jungle adventures! Some animal wrangling, some spelunking, more mistakes, and a date.
WHEN: Shortly after getting all of the Graq home.
WARNINGS: I cannot promise all of these alien animals are going to be treated with dignity. Edit: I don't know what either of us expected, of course it is horny. Uh, not with the animals, the animals are fine.
a. The caverns [OTA! I have no plan for this, BYO Adventure]
One of the Graq had explained on the trip over how the satellites around their planet orbited in perfect alignment to create a solar eclipse every cycle, sheering through the light reliably every morning like the moon was late to set and met the sun coming up on the horizon. They didn't explain it quite that way, of course; at first, Tony though the Graq didn't know that a solar cycle happened on any other planets and was trying to explain what night was to him, which became frustrating enough for the alien to spit a hole into the ship floor between them. So, Tony's effortless charm didn't work in Graq language. While the Graq lacked the descriptive words to convey their message to Tony, when he finally saw the phenomenon occur he paused and went, "Oh," out loud, though his erstwhile planetary guide had long since tired of him. The great shadow of the moon passed over the planet, and with it the raucous chattering of the forest around him slowed and quieted to a very queer stillness, the nocturnal animals not yet awake and the diurnal ones holding their collective breath at this early evening. It made the sound that came from inside the cave just a few feet away from where Tony stood seem loud, and close.
b. The hills [For Cayde, but you are welcome to join]
There wasn't a perfect translation into any languages that Tony knew he might share with Cayde for the giant fowl on the planet, so when the Graq tried to describe them when asked what they were eating, what Tony said to Cayde was, "Big feather," with a shrug and raised lip. They lived on steep hills, one of the Graq very intently tried to explain despite Tony definitely not asking, because they built their nests into holes they dug into them, and because of this their eggs were incredibly hard to crack without Graq spit, so do not bother. Tony did not need this warning and, again, did not ask, but now he knew and was well prepared to announce, "Big feather egg," when they came upon what looked like shards of a hollowed rock at the foot of a craggy hill. Now he was starting to sound like one of them, he was integrating to the local culture in ways he did not appreciate. The nests, as described, dotted all the way up the hill, looking like steps built into the sheerest face of it, leaving the impression of a pyramid built into this less dense part of the jungle.
'Big feather' sounded like it was going to get Tony closer to the pillow he had hoped to find for Jon than the noodles he had hoped to get for Cayde, and upon spotting one of those birds, Tony was ready to accept that this planet was not going to produce either of these gifts for him. These people didn't yet seem to have their own bread, let alone noodle, and when the Graq had said 'big' they meant enormous. More of a sword than a feather. Not pillowy down, anyway. It went stalking across the steep hill expertly, long legs fully extended and navigating the angle with sharp claws digging in to the rock to balance its fat, bobbling body, head twitching and blinking stupidly like a chicken, only approximately the size of a dinosaur.
"I don't say this often," Tony started, and it already sounded like a lie, haughty with his chin raised as he tracked the unreasonable bird, "but I am confident I am the most beautiful thing on this planet." He definitely did say that more often than he deserved to, but in this case he had sound logic. Graq were ugly, these birds were ugly, based on this sample this whole planet's evolution tended toward squashy and wrong-sized. "Present company an ongoing consideration," he was willing to allow.
c. The water [For Jon, but you are still welcome]
This was an ideal environment for plenty of very ugly bugs and grubs. Frogs, generously. Insects, in general, were not hugely upsetting for Tony, with the distinct exception of anything cockroach-like, but he did prefer a more sterile, modern, less bug-centric experience, if it were up to him, and he was realizing that he had made the wrong choice. He could have been on a spaceship right now, in space, on a ship. With the exception of the unique mineral compound of the malleable stones, there wasn't much to Tony's taste on this primitive planet.
The locals, obviously, being local and made for this environment, loved it, and appreciated being returned safely despite the awkward introductions. With a few of their rescuers on the planet with them, the Graq decided it was an ideal time to celebrate the reunion of their families, and these strange, hairless bipeds that had made that happen for them. "They want us to join them at sunset," he had translated to the camp of He-Rows, "by the waterfall, they say is over there. Follow the river, can't miss it, it's water, it's not confusing. I don't think they're going to eat us, but don't quote me on that."
Bugs on any planet, it was a universal truth, got worse the closer it was to dusk. Tony crouched by the river as the sun went down, trying to remain curious about what this planet had to offer as he felt the waxy leaf of a vibrant lilypad in a cluster that didn't seem bothered by the meandering water, only to be smacked in the face by what he would assume to be a moth on Earth, and what he didn't want to think too hard about here. "This is a nightmare," he grumbled, wiping at his cheek to make sure it hadn't left anything behind, then glanced up at the distant sound of drumming music from the direction of what must have been this waterfall site. Fashionably late, as ever.
WHERE: Graq homeworld
WHAT: Jungle adventures! Some animal wrangling, some spelunking, more mistakes, and a date.
WHEN: Shortly after getting all of the Graq home.
WARNINGS: I cannot promise all of these alien animals are going to be treated with dignity. Edit: I don't know what either of us expected, of course it is horny. Uh, not with the animals, the animals are fine.
a. The caverns [OTA! I have no plan for this, BYO Adventure]
One of the Graq had explained on the trip over how the satellites around their planet orbited in perfect alignment to create a solar eclipse every cycle, sheering through the light reliably every morning like the moon was late to set and met the sun coming up on the horizon. They didn't explain it quite that way, of course; at first, Tony though the Graq didn't know that a solar cycle happened on any other planets and was trying to explain what night was to him, which became frustrating enough for the alien to spit a hole into the ship floor between them. So, Tony's effortless charm didn't work in Graq language. While the Graq lacked the descriptive words to convey their message to Tony, when he finally saw the phenomenon occur he paused and went, "Oh," out loud, though his erstwhile planetary guide had long since tired of him. The great shadow of the moon passed over the planet, and with it the raucous chattering of the forest around him slowed and quieted to a very queer stillness, the nocturnal animals not yet awake and the diurnal ones holding their collective breath at this early evening. It made the sound that came from inside the cave just a few feet away from where Tony stood seem loud, and close.
b. The hills [For Cayde, but you are welcome to join]
There wasn't a perfect translation into any languages that Tony knew he might share with Cayde for the giant fowl on the planet, so when the Graq tried to describe them when asked what they were eating, what Tony said to Cayde was, "Big feather," with a shrug and raised lip. They lived on steep hills, one of the Graq very intently tried to explain despite Tony definitely not asking, because they built their nests into holes they dug into them, and because of this their eggs were incredibly hard to crack without Graq spit, so do not bother. Tony did not need this warning and, again, did not ask, but now he knew and was well prepared to announce, "Big feather egg," when they came upon what looked like shards of a hollowed rock at the foot of a craggy hill. Now he was starting to sound like one of them, he was integrating to the local culture in ways he did not appreciate. The nests, as described, dotted all the way up the hill, looking like steps built into the sheerest face of it, leaving the impression of a pyramid built into this less dense part of the jungle.
'Big feather' sounded like it was going to get Tony closer to the pillow he had hoped to find for Jon than the noodles he had hoped to get for Cayde, and upon spotting one of those birds, Tony was ready to accept that this planet was not going to produce either of these gifts for him. These people didn't yet seem to have their own bread, let alone noodle, and when the Graq had said 'big' they meant enormous. More of a sword than a feather. Not pillowy down, anyway. It went stalking across the steep hill expertly, long legs fully extended and navigating the angle with sharp claws digging in to the rock to balance its fat, bobbling body, head twitching and blinking stupidly like a chicken, only approximately the size of a dinosaur.
"I don't say this often," Tony started, and it already sounded like a lie, haughty with his chin raised as he tracked the unreasonable bird, "but I am confident I am the most beautiful thing on this planet." He definitely did say that more often than he deserved to, but in this case he had sound logic. Graq were ugly, these birds were ugly, based on this sample this whole planet's evolution tended toward squashy and wrong-sized. "Present company an ongoing consideration," he was willing to allow.
c. The water [For Jon, but you are still welcome]
This was an ideal environment for plenty of very ugly bugs and grubs. Frogs, generously. Insects, in general, were not hugely upsetting for Tony, with the distinct exception of anything cockroach-like, but he did prefer a more sterile, modern, less bug-centric experience, if it were up to him, and he was realizing that he had made the wrong choice. He could have been on a spaceship right now, in space, on a ship. With the exception of the unique mineral compound of the malleable stones, there wasn't much to Tony's taste on this primitive planet.
The locals, obviously, being local and made for this environment, loved it, and appreciated being returned safely despite the awkward introductions. With a few of their rescuers on the planet with them, the Graq decided it was an ideal time to celebrate the reunion of their families, and these strange, hairless bipeds that had made that happen for them. "They want us to join them at sunset," he had translated to the camp of He-Rows, "by the waterfall, they say is over there. Follow the river, can't miss it, it's water, it's not confusing. I don't think they're going to eat us, but don't quote me on that."
Bugs on any planet, it was a universal truth, got worse the closer it was to dusk. Tony crouched by the river as the sun went down, trying to remain curious about what this planet had to offer as he felt the waxy leaf of a vibrant lilypad in a cluster that didn't seem bothered by the meandering water, only to be smacked in the face by what he would assume to be a moth on Earth, and what he didn't want to think too hard about here. "This is a nightmare," he grumbled, wiping at his cheek to make sure it hadn't left anything behind, then glanced up at the distant sound of drumming music from the direction of what must have been this waterfall site. Fashionably late, as ever.

The water side with all of the bugs...
Another not too great thing has been that some of the Graq seem to remember him. And while he has made efforts to apologize, he still get met with low growls by one or another member of this lot. At least they don't outright spit at him...? Needless to say this little break has proven itself to be a bit of a test for Jon's nerves up to the point where he finds himself actually missing the vastness of space.
"I'm sorry I talked you into coming here." Jon responds ruefully as he steps up to Tony. He has reluctantly decided to give those celebrations a look at least, but navigating this seemingly ever present forest has proven... Difficult. Especially with the night setting in. And yet by no means will he simply admit that he has gotten lost.
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He doesn't quite follow Tony right away, but stops at the edge of the river and allows himself a moment to just take in the scenery. He doesn't know any of the plants or insects despite how similar several of them look to species known on Earth. Obviously no flower on Earth actively hunts living fish as is the case with the nearly glowing one on the other side of the river. It looks harmless at first, but every once in a while one of its leaves would dart into the water and impale a small fish. Though that flower isn't the only thing Jon observes as he loosely wraps his arms around himself and squints a little while inclining his head.
"...I suppose it's... Beautiful. In its own way. Can't say I expected to be this unused to be surrounded by hardly anything but wilderness."
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"Yeah, you really look like you're taking to it," he called back to try to prompt Jon to follow before one of those plants swept in for an easy kill. "I can leave you to it, if you want. I'm thinking I prefer the abandoned city myself, though. Creepy, will probably fall through a floor some day and die slowly, but I can at least pretend I'm bleeding out in a Starbucks, like I always wanted to." Tony might have continued to explain what else he pretended he enjoyed in Temba if he didn't cut off with a groan; a slippery eel crawled on tiny, scuttling legs out of the river and across his foot carelessly, no regard for Tony as a potential threat.
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"An abandoned city at least means that at some point there has been civilization." Jon offers, letting the eel be and giving Tony a short nudge to his arm and nodding towards the direction of the drums. "If they start singing, you an sing along. They seem to like you."
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Granted, Tony didn't think that eel had any musical culture of note. "Not my area," he pointed out, taking Jon's hand as much to turn that suggestion back over as to keep him from wandering into something's mouth before they reached the party. "You'll have to earn their trust back that way. I'm trying to imagine it and, listen, already hate it, as a concept, can't get behind Graq singing. Very nasal, uh, very hard on the throat."
The river opened up as promised to a sprawling, what must have been deep lake, because the surface looked still in the last red light of the sunset despite the waterfall Tony could see splashing down a long embankment, wide and glasslike until it impacted the water below in a misty fog. The gathering couldn't have been far off, but the drumming lead them deeper into the forest, away from the burble of the water.
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"Is this the right place?" He asks once they reach the waterfall, but find themselves presented with a distinct absence of any of the Graq. And yet this scene even Jon feels inclined to consider beautiful. Mainly because the lake and the waterfall and the large rocks around it made up most of it rather than plain forest and wilderness.
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But then Tony's words register, resulting in a momentary pause and a little blush that likely won't be very visible in this fading light. Jon spends another moment in flustered silence as he glances over to the lake, his hand hovering over Tony's arm as is considering to push it away. It ends up settling lightly on Tony's forearm instead as he comes to a decision.
"Sure." He replies at last, eyes shifting away from the lake and back up to meet Tony's. It's only in part an act to try and make Tony forget that he may just have gotten a reminder of just how ticklish Jon can be. In part he's genuinely intrigued by the idea. "Let's stay here for a while." They might have a better time here than with the Graq anyway. And the climate on this planet is warm enough to not make this a freezing experience for them.
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Reaching up to unbutton his shirt enough to pull it over his head without effectively knocking his glasses off, Jon turns around, facing towards the lake when the piece of clothing comes off. Maybe he should be thankful for the receding light after all. Even though the darker it gets, the more the lake itself seems to emit a faint, greenish-blue glow. He takes a moment to just look at it, shirt kept in his arms.
He needs to take some samples of that later.
He turns his head enough to glance over his shoulder and at Tony. "You know, if you're afraid, you... You don't have to..." Oh, it sure sounds innocent enough. But maybe there is a bit of a challenge regardless.
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Recovering his balance and abandoning his clothes where they dropped to try to seem as cool as possible, Tony slid up behind Jon to sneak both arms around him and snatch the shirt away, less to hide behind. "There's no need to start projecting, that's not fair," he said. "Stop stalling, hurry up, I have records to take." He snapped his golden fingers, as though the nanoweb could record any useful data from the water on its own and wasn't just a network. It wasn't like Jon knew any better, right? Tony tossed the shirt back the way he had come in the general direction of the mess he had left behind as he slipped around Jon, sticking close in his orbit until he was backing away into the first, shallow steps of the lake so he could keep a watchful eye on Jon's undressing with an innocently tilted head, they could both play that game, and much less innocently growing grin.
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It does remain unfair in his opinion that Tony is basically wearing a bathing suit.
He makes a bit of a point of not simply tossing his clothes away. Which means that Jon takes a moment to sit on one of the rocks to take his shoes off first and then at least fold his pants more or less neatly on said rock before turning to face Tony again, butt naked but with a certain piece of stubborn determination in his tightly set jaw. "You know I want to see those records when you're done." He declares and steps forward into the water with very deliberate purpose in each of his movements. It all only seems a little off. Like he isn't still fighting a certain degree of embarrassment. Which he knows he shouldn't.
Jon does not cut eye contact as he moves into the water.
At least until something brushes past his leg under water very briefly, effectively making him jump a little and look down at a small group of fish passing between them. Jon just stares at them for a few more moments, but then they have simply moved on. "........right. Fish." Those exist here.
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He catches up with Tony by the time they are deep enough in the water for it to reach his hip and he reaches out a hand to catch himself in case he loses his footing or missteps. Judging by the water's glow, it will go deeper rather quickly from there on. It's an odd effect to see the water go brighter rather than darker the deeper it gets.
"...I want to see what's down there." Jon mutters, setting aside Tony's teasing for now.
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With a few feet of depth below them now, Tony shifted to tread water and try to look down past their feet. "You didn't bring your diving suit," he repeated for Jon, just so they were clear they were at more of an exploration disadvantage here, and the last diving excursion had not treated them gently. Not that Tony was about to stop Jon or anything. There was glowing to investigate. With a last look Jon's way over the ripple of the water, Tony raised his eyebrows with expectant excitement and let himself sink.
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Jon looks over to Tony again when the man speaks and can't help a little smile on his end when they cease drifting further out onto the lake itself. "Don't worry. I'll be fine." Is all Jon gets to say before Tony vanishes beneath the surface. The idea that the mere lack of a diving suit would keep him from diving down seems ridiculous to him.
And so he follows, easily diving straight down almost as if he at least brought the flippers. Just not nearly as fast. Not only does it feel as if they are surrounded by light, the water even proves to be warm rather than cold even further down.
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Hence why the hand that has pointed up takes a hold of one of Tony's hands as the Archivist starts to swim back to the surface.
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The suggestion gets a wide-eyed look in response, which shifts into a look of understanding first, then a bit of a grin as Jon's free hand finds the side of Tony's face while Jon leans a little closer. "No. You will come with me. I- I will bring some extra air for you. Trust me that I have the lungs for it." Tony at least is well aware that Jon has a bit of a singing background and from that alone is familiar with various breathing techniques. So Jon won't even have to mention growing up in a coastal town and the many times the lifeguards have pulled him out of the English Channel against his vivid protests simply because his grandmother has lost sight of him.
It's his turn to give Tony an encouraging nudge, which he will gladly do.
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By the time they reach the depth fro which they have turned back before, Jon casts a look over his shoulder back to Tony, a wordless question on how he's doing.
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Tony tugging at his hand and arm effectively stops Jon from pulling them both deeper and he turns without question. He has promised Tony he needn't worry, but he can still clearly taste that anxiety in a way he dislikes.
Using both his hands, Jon draws Tony close, wrapping one leg around around him to keep him there while his hands settle around Tony's face and lips press against lips in an unspoken request to open and allow for a lung of actually unused air to be passed over. Considering Jon's body has no need for either food or sleep it may not be much of a surprise that it doesn't make use of any of the oxygen Jon breathes in. But breathing is a habit he refuses to drop. And in a way is still required for him to talk.
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