[After everyone's communicators make a very loud beeping noise]
Did you miss me? I missed you. I could kiss all of you right now. Please report, in order of severity. The sensors still aren't fully operational, and I know this because I'm sure Cayde has set something on fire by now but I'm not seeing the alarms.
For the record, Cayde absolutely did not set anything but himself on fire.
...don't worry, nothing's burning. Other than that, our intruders have a nasty spitting habit, we haven't lost anyone on our side, and oh yeah- Jon lost his marbles and shot me.
Are you...cohesive? Is the search for the marbles an ongoing problem, or has that been resolved?
[In the immediate sense. Jon seems to have made a habit of suddenly and dramatically attacking people, that was an issue to deal with when no one was being spit on. Maybe handle the cause of the shooting, then worry about the final tally of gunfire.]
Uh. I think he passed out so it's in a way resolved? I mean, he's not shooting at people- he was screaming for you to help him, by the way but I'm not sure he was seeing what he thought he was seeing.
He was trying to get answers from the alien bear things we found here? But they were spitting and it was all gross.
Would love to! Kinda hard to do anything when you've got things that spit acid that can eat through you. Not people- for some reason it's just...inorganic material. Although it's been doing a number on the plants around here so I'm not really sure what's going on with that.
Don't worry, we got this, there's only a couple more still kickin' - one sec.
[He yells off to the side somewhere- "Yeah! Nice one, kid!"]
It's me, Jon, uh, the kid with the mullet and the other guy, Teddy and Steve. I'm not melting! I think I'd be a lot more upset if I was!
-Stay put. The force fields were unstable just comin' out here to the Green Room. Don't want anyone getting fried. If we can get those ways clear, it'll make getting Jon to the medbay a lot easier.
[In a few minutes, there might not be any more force fields. Or shields, in general. A few doors might only work manually. Tony's just gutting systems.]
[Text]
Did you miss me? I missed you. I could kiss all of you right now. Please report, in order of severity. The sensors still aren't fully operational, and I know this because I'm sure Cayde has set something on fire by now but I'm not seeing the alarms.
[Voice]
...don't worry, nothing's burning. Other than that, our intruders have a nasty spitting habit, we haven't lost anyone on our side, and oh yeah- Jon lost his marbles and shot me.
[Voice, why]
Did you deserve it?
[Voice, look i can either talk and dodge or type and get spit on]
[Voice]
[In the immediate sense. Jon seems to have made a habit of suddenly and dramatically attacking people, that was an issue to deal with when no one was being spit on. Maybe handle the cause of the shooting, then worry about the final tally of gunfire.]
[Voice]
He was trying to get answers from the alien bear things we found here? But they were spitting and it was all gross.
[Voice]
I feel like you're wasting a lot of time that could be spent getting your ass back here.
[Voice]
Don't worry, we got this, there's only a couple more still kickin' - one sec.
[He yells off to the side somewhere- "Yeah! Nice one, kid!"]
[Voice]
I'm coming. I'm--
[No, Tony can't go anywhere, Reeve is in the walls and Sansa is broken and there's a ship out there in open space provoking more of these attackers.]
What can I do? I have--I have speakers. I have the fire suppression systems. I can't see you, Hot Stuff, I don't know how to help.
[Voice]
-Stay put. The force fields were unstable just comin' out here to the Green Room. Don't want anyone getting fried. If we can get those ways clear, it'll make getting Jon to the medbay a lot easier.
Re: [Voice]
[Yes, that's how that works.]
I'm on it. Clear force fields.
[In a few minutes, there might not be any more force fields. Or shields, in general. A few doors might only work manually. Tony's just gutting systems.]
[Voice]
Thanks Tony. We'll get moving once these guys are secured.