Jonathan 'Eyebags' Sims (
beholding_archivist) wrote in
revivalproject2020-05-20 04:37 pm
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[ The video turns on to reveal your local Archivist, deep scowl on his perpetually tired face, an already very used looking pencil behind his ear and a cigarette between his fingers. Yes, that particular habit is getting worse, but judging by the open sky above him he's at least not taking it inside.
But it's the scowl that mainly addresses the network. ]
Very well. Might as well inform you all that the hospital staff has been reduced to one. I am no trained professional, have no noteworthy abilities that qualify me for the task, but I... I will do what I can should the need arise. I won't always be at the hospital, so you will have to contact me should you need anything- And I ask of everyone to abstain from needlessly reckless endeavors more likely to getting yourself hurt than resulting in any progress. I... I just-
[ He pauses, takes one deep breath and closes his eyes. ]
... I can't split myself in two.
I'm sorry.
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But it's the scowl that mainly addresses the network. ]
Very well. Might as well inform you all that the hospital staff has been reduced to one. I am no trained professional, have no noteworthy abilities that qualify me for the task, but I... I will do what I can should the need arise. I won't always be at the hospital, so you will have to contact me should you need anything- And I ask of everyone to abstain from needlessly reckless endeavors more likely to getting yourself hurt than resulting in any progress. I... I just-
[ He pauses, takes one deep breath and closes his eyes. ]
... I can't split myself in two.
I'm sorry.
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...what happened?
[It's a simple question. A vague one. He's sensed Altair's presence to have been distant of late, and this announcement just comes so unexpectedly.]
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[ That’s what this was, right? The frustration absolut this outcome is real. ]
Don’t worry about it. I... I’m working on learning what I can.
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Is that the only solution?
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Right now it’s the only solution I have. A working internet database would be much appreciated at this point.
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I see. I hope another solution can be realized at some point.
[He can't force anyone to make amends, and he can't listen if there's no desire to talk about things. Hopefully some time to cool will help them. He makes note to try tracking down Altair if the Chiss doesn't resurface.]
A database would be useful, yes. The datapoint only provides so much, I'm assuming. I've only tried the engineering one. Past information, the materials to work with are probably the next big problem.
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I keep getting snippets...
[ And headaches as he slowly drowns himself in useless knowledge. ]
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...you don't have to take this all on yourself.
[A tilt of his head.]
Snippets?
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[ He sighs, calming himself down for a moment. ]
So tell me who else here has the ability to potentially know everything?
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I'm not saying I can do everything, but... I can know everything. It's just-
Difficult.
[ Pause. ]
...it's part of being the Archivist.
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[ He has no excuse for that, really. ]
I guess.
Billy... Offered to help, actually.
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Glad to hear it.
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[ Heeee pauses. ]
...you are human, right?
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[Cal quirks a brow at that, but he nods.]
Human as can be.
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He will simply let that topic slide with a small nod. ]
So most of us are human - And a few Chiss. At least that makes a few things simpler.
[ And adds a few more questions as well, of course. ]
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If they were they'd be pretty distinct. If not for the red eyes, I would have thought they were Pantoran, but otherwise I've never even heard of the Chiss before. The galaxy's a big place though, and even being able to travel by ship between places won't guarantee your seeing everything.
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[ Never heard of that. ]
I- I mean... We don't have any of those here either, I believe? Or... You know. Melmacians - God forbid these even exist in reality.
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I've never heard of Melmacians...
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[ Beat. ]
And yet- They might exist?
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Where did the...idea come from?
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[ Because you know: Fictional. ]
[Video] *CRIES*
...ah.
[Yeah, he didn't get any of that. Sorry Jon.]
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