[Posted Anonymously] sorry, boys be boys

[thepurpleone]

[The footage is grainy, purposely put through a filter to (badly) mimic the quality of a VHS playback. There's random snippets. B-footage if you will, featuring Stu and Billy just going about random places, pieced together as bad cuts.

"People would kill to have access to some actual entertainment," Billy's voice plays over the visuals, Stu's giggles layered in the background.

"Yeah, that's why I'd do it -- Quick, get a knife!"  comes Stu's eager exclamation.

There's a canned scream as the footage flickers out from an unnecessary zoom-in of Stu's face and goes to an abrupt black screen.

"Careful --you might get hurt in here," Billy's voice echoes warningly.

There's a shot of the smoldering remains of the building in the Green quadrant. For added insult it is inexplicably filmed narrow with two black bars framing the space that isn't a playback.

"Do you like -- Stupid -- movies?"

Stu's words round things off, a very obvious cut and paste edit job on the dialogue for how different 'stupid' sounds from the rest.

The video ends with a staticky screen.]

Comments

[faceguy]

thats what he wants you to think

[work_wife]

He walked me to the hospital when I was hurt.

[faceguy]

and we all know bad people can’t walk someone somewhere

[work_wife]

That's not what I'm saying! I'm saying if he was the bad guy why would he help me?

[faceguy]

as cover
so people would defend him when the evidence starts coming out

[work_wife]

But... That makes no sense! He could have just finished it!

[faceguy]

well i dont know!!
hes just crazy or something!

[work_wife]

So you don't really have proof?

[faceguy]

oh i have proof that he did it
I just can’t tell you why
im not a criminal minds guy

[work_wife]

But you're pasting together videos you took of people without their consent? That's probably illegal.

1/4

[faceguy]

ILLEGAL????????????????????????????????????????

2/4

[faceguy]

illegal she says
illegal
give me a break

3/4

[faceguy]

who says??
what laws??
where are they??

did you become queen while I wasn’t looking?????

4/4

[faceguy]

yeah fine call the cops and arrest me
your highness

[work_wife]

Are you also recording people in their bedrooms? Their bathrooms? Pervert.

[faceguy]

oh so im a pervert now!
thats a new one

you want proof
but NOT security camera footage because that’s illegal and perverted
what DO you want

[work_wife]

You're watching people in their private spaces!

[faceguy]

no??
you just decided that I am!!

[work_wife]

You're clearly listening to private things in private spaces! Look at this video of yours!

[faceguy]

blame the guy that put up all the security cameras

[work_wife]

You're the one using them.

[faceguy]

alright fine
its all my fault
cart me off to the jail we dont have

[work_wife]

i would but I don't know who you are.

[faceguy]

too bad you cant use the cameras to investigate who I might be!

[work_wife]

Creeper. You'd probably get off on that too.