Cayde-6 (
deal_me_in) wrote in
revivalproject2024-06-21 09:43 pm
[Audio]
[Someone thought it'd be fun to make some good use of those errant tape recorders. The feed begins with an almost regal-sounding voice, both encouraging as much as demanding, and such continues along with....Wait, is that music?
It becomes clear it's some sort of workout music of sorts, and once it plays through, it repeats itself.
Enjoy the tunes, Temba!]
It becomes clear it's some sort of workout music of sorts, and once it plays through, it repeats itself.
Enjoy the tunes, Temba!]

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shaquille o'neal
i mean i guess he could be a guardian of basketball
which is a sport
death matches?
the fuck?
that's a no from me
no death matches or running laps from me
why'd you pick hold music anyways?
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must be some pre-golden age celebrity then
not many ballsports these days but its fun watching the kids play dodgeball
they are vicious
oh yah definitely not for the faint of heart
i didnt pick it i got it from the agrii for that tick day
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haven't heard about that one in a long time
i don't know if they really do sports anymore in my time
even in school level
idk
i didn't go to school
i was programmed to be smart already
well then ask for another track
or cd
or tape
whatever they gave you
aren't there some shitheads from the 80s here
ask them
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maybe that sparrow racing league thing
crucible can be a sport im sure shaxx would count it anyway
i didnt even ask for this one
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actual sparrows or is that what you call them
because sparrows are smaaaaaall
one wouldn't hold a human infants weight
i wonder why they gave it to you
especially if you didn't ask for it
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oh wait youre serious
no theyre like
whatd that kid call them oh hoverbikes
beats me
they gave me an oven too
hope evas not missing it
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a sparrow is a bird where i'm from
small
about the size of your palm
hoverbike?
oh
that makes more sense
an OVEN?
do they not have one at the diner?
what the fuck do you need an oven for cayde?
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fun things sparrows
would be useful to get around
we tried building one here but it didnt go so well
think someone sabatau
sabotag
intentionally messed it up
i dont know!
personally
i do not need one
this one was always used for special events
making fancy cookies
or not so fancy if you didnt know how to bake cookies
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i don't know shit about your world
god
sabotage
that's the word you want
who'd want to sabotage something useful like that?
this city is too big for walking around efficiently
i'm still trying to draw up plans for tae
a little mobile cart that can traverse the 'roads' here
to get shit from the hospital to the ships faster with less trips
never baked anything before
but i don't eat soooo
is this oven only for cookies?
seems like an inefficient tool if it is
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just probably not the one youre familiar with
or somewhere in a very
interesting future
yeah that
eh i suspect it was because someone just wanted to be a jerk
im sure we should be able to get something together
got enough braniacs around
turtle kid already has a thing that flies
not sure never used it
but all i ever got and saw bein passed around were cookies
might just be a dawning thing i dont know
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more interesting than what's already happening in mine anyways
which one
aren't there two turtles now
you're the one that had the array of weaponry or something on the ship yeah?
or am i thinking of someone else?
i can't eat so i wouldn't know anything about cookies
or baking
ironically one of my brothers can cook
he's kind of the head android in charge
a real jerk
but that comes with being the oldest i think
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oh the purple flavored one
no no thats me
why
need a knife?
i can eat but im not much of a cook or a baker
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oh donnie
met him on the station i think
what's the other one?
and no i don't need one
not yet anyways
maybe in the future
never know with the aliens here
huh
i consider it nice having one less function to worry about
still think its weird that the aliens gave you that tho
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im sure mine is kind of skewed after a few centuries
the blue one? thats leo
👍
dont know what youre missing
food tastes delicious
spicy ramen? oh man
but yeah i dont know i just stop questioning free gifts
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society's standards of androids being overthrown
watching your fellow androids infiltrate a corp media tower
you know
the usual shit
man
turtles really do come in different flavors
i know some androids back home had a sac thing in their throat
so it would look like they were eating without damaging their internal hardware
they'd just empty it out later
i don't have that
even if i did
i can't taste any of it
all of that shit is lost on me
that is true
sometimes free gifts are just free gifts i guess
i got a suit this year
matches reeve and richie's
with tacky ties
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we even had a red one a few years back
angry little guy
liked to beat things up
okay yuck
built in food sacks doesnt sound like a great selling point
seems kinda pointless to have if you dont actually enjoy the food
tastings the main part!!
sounds spiffy
you guys are ready for a fancy party
i will be disappointed if you dont throw any
the descrip of raphael makes me think of hargrove too, except the little guy part LOL
like different water flavors
yeah
something about wanting your android
to be more human like or something
because some humans had
very weird
relationships with their androids
i don't know if reeve and i are party throwing types
richie might be
hell i might be considered a party crasher more than anything
hahaha! Raph was 5' - they might've gotten along, billy could've been his new bash bro XD
theres something about that sentence just sounding creepy in general even without the food sack
but i guess that makes a lot more sense as to the eventual overthrowing you mentioned
hey party crashing is still being at a party!
smash bros before nintendo
not risking them having something that'll fry my system or some shit
yeah
rebellion and then revolution happened just so androids could be treated like sentient people
or that's what was happening when i got dropped in here
whats that old song
the party dont start till i crash in or something?
maybe that's me
you throwin a party anytime soon i can crash into?
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you know
like the eels?
youd think people wouldve learned by then
hope things worked out
no no i like that version
but thats only because i dont know the actual song
have to admit i did not have anything planned but someones gotta do something eventually right
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there's probably android turtle back in my world
we have android birds
ha
humans are dumb no matter the era
we'll have to keep an eye out for the aliens throwing another party
i'll crash in through the window or something
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its unfortunate but at least some of us try to make things better
ooh if you hear of any you let me know
we can double crash or i can at least take pictures of your cool entrance
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cyberlife is enough trouble to deal with
no assimilation
just reprogramming until you're how they want
i've been here long enough i guess i could help try to make this place better
i can build after all
or at least construct blueprints and what not
just materials i guess are the problem
not like we have hardware stores n shit here
hell yeah
double crashing sounds amazing tbh
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was kind of that way for exos at first
have too many memories of before and you get rebooted
may as well
its something to do
think of it this way - youll be leaving your mark
people will see things here and be like
some guy named york built that
okay that sounded better in my head
materials are just harder to find
gotta start from scratch
think back to basics
like really basic
i am all for double crashing