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[ If you are familiar with Wesker you certainly missed his sunny personality and warm presence, but fret not. He is back. And the look his sunglasses grace the camera with is as plain and neutral as sunglasses can be.

He asks a single, very simple question. And he asks it slowly, carefully placing every single word even though there are only two. ]

What happened?

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[winsomelosesome]

[Not smart enough to just tell this stranger what time period he's been absent for though.]

Eventually some of those lifeforms decided to crawl on out of the water and keep evolving in all sorts of things, and a whole bunch of time passed with big epic dinosaurs and other giant creatures, and then an asteroid hit and ruined that almost everywhere, but yay, it meant humans could eventually come on the scene. And they might not be as cool as dinosaurs, but they had were a lot more fashionable. For the most part.

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[ He merely expects those he has to deal with to be smarter and more mature than the average six-year-old. Though at the same time Wesker already has high expectations of a six year old child. But since this is how she wants to play it, he raises a finger to point something out. ]

According to you, this happened all over the universe. The universe itself can not get hit by an asteroid. Please keep important details such as locations precise in your ongoing report. If you chose to focus on a single planet while ignoring the rest, specify which planet that is and why you chose it over others. I still expect the report to cover those other planets as well of course.

[ He lowers his finger and makes a motion for her to continue. ]

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[winsomelosesome]

...God, you're worse than Hank.
How long have you been gone for, buddy? This world doesn't revolve around you. And neither do any of the others. Am I explaining the whole being kidnapped by aliens part? Going to space? The explosion? Give a girl a hint.

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[sunglassesincluded]

Oh, that's not necessary anymore. While you were acting immature I received a proper briefing from someone more capable than you. But I am willing to humor your little tale if you can make it make sense.

[Video]

[winsomelosesome]

Is that right?
You really are a charmer, you know that?

[Video]

[sunglassesincluded]

Try being useful next time.

[ And he cuts to connection right there. ]