Albert Wesker (
sunglassesincluded) wrote in
revivalproject2024-03-02 09:39 pm
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[ If you are familiar with Wesker you certainly missed his sunny personality and warm presence, but fret not. He is back. And the look his sunglasses grace the camera with is as plain and neutral as sunglasses can be.
He asks a single, very simple question. And he asks it slowly, carefully placing every single word even though there are only two. ]
What happened?
He asks a single, very simple question. And he asks it slowly, carefully placing every single word even though there are only two. ]
What happened?

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[ And thanks for informing him that the ship exploded while he was- Incapacitated. Unfortunately he can't bring himself to be surprised. Probably one of their local super heroes needed an excuse to be heroic again... ]
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You were about when we came back from snowland and had access to the Agrii ship, right? Think I saw you stalking around.
Anyway, we were gonna head back to Agra Ten but something happened when they tried opening the portal back for the ships. Now we got a mess in Engineering to fix. Slightly less of a mess, but still a mess.
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[ So there's your confirmation. ]
Why do we need to fix their ship?
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Don't know if we've figured out that part yet.
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At some point they will have to face the galaxy they live in as a space faring species.
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[Jan's lips quirk, not intimidated.]
You wanna be more specific?
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They have taken who knows how long to even figure that they have a grasp of technology enough to build spaceships. It took us time to figure out how to even get to the moon, but to go beyond that, even we had help. These guys have had to work everything out themselves, and are still learning things as they go along. It's frustrating, but someone's had it out for them but wants to string them along- and us.
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No. Simply tell me everything that happened.
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Everything that happened. Fine. Well...first there was nothing, and then depending on your world view there was either a big bang, or some otherworld force(s) spoke everything into existence-
[Or did you maybe want to clarify a time period?]
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Keep going.
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[He'd say more about tracking efforts, but he's not doing that on a tracked network.]
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Hrm. So how do they expect us to repair their ship? Where are all of our smart engineers?
[ Also please don't call him friend. That's weird. ]
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They're sending us on a shopping trip!
[He grins.
Buddy, how about buddy? Pal? Sociopath Associate?]
Heh, you got a list? Don't worry, it's not like anyone's been twiddling fingers. Anyone who knows anything's had a look at the mess and an idea of what we needa get. And I mean, there's plenty of opportunities to be had if we're going some place. I hear this one's a spaceport.
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And then the universe began expanding, further and further in every direction, and in some of those directions itty bitty lifeforms started forming and evolving.
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Go on.
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A shopping trip.
[ Nope, not impressed. ]
At a spaceport.
[ Which must be like a port. In space. For space ships. Wesker hasn't engaged with enough science fiction to have a mental image of what to expect. ]
And they are sending everyone.
[ That sounds like they are headed for the least organized school trip in existence. ]
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What about those not directly involved with the repairs and acquiring the necessary parts?
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I'm not telling you what to do. I'm sure you'll find something worthwhile to invest your time in.
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[ And he does. He's basically being handed a ticket to do whatever he deems worth doing in that place while others take care of the errands the Agrii want them to do. Wesker gives a small nod of understanding. Yes, he can certainly find something worthwhile to do. ]
Your response has been helpful. I can appreciate that.
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[He flicks a two-fingered salute towards the camera.]
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Eventually some of those lifeforms decided to crawl on out of the water and keep evolving in all sorts of things, and a whole bunch of time passed with big epic dinosaurs and other giant creatures, and then an asteroid hit and ruined that almost everywhere, but yay, it meant humans could eventually come on the scene. And they might not be as cool as dinosaurs, but they had were a lot more fashionable. For the most part.
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According to you, this happened all over the universe. The universe itself can not get hit by an asteroid. Please keep important details such as locations precise in your ongoing report. If you chose to focus on a single planet while ignoring the rest, specify which planet that is and why you chose it over others. I still expect the report to cover those other planets as well of course.
[ He lowers his finger and makes a motion for her to continue. ]
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How long have you been gone for, buddy? This world doesn't revolve around you. And neither do any of the others. Am I explaining the whole being kidnapped by aliens part? Going to space? The explosion? Give a girl a hint.
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You really are a charmer, you know that?
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[ And he cuts to connection right there. ]
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[ Though if Stark is involved someone obviously needs to keep an eye on the proceedings. That someone won't be him, however. ]
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Nothing that concerns you.
[ Which isn't wrong. ]
There is a difference between not caring and not getting involved. My skills in the engineering department are limited.