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[pursuitofcappiness]

I know things are relatively calm right now, so I thought it'd be a good opportunity to check in with everyone. If you just need someone to talk to, or if you wanna get something off your chest or need advice, I'm here to listen. If you don't want me to know who you are, you can send it anonymously, or privately.

[ Responses to this post will automatically be marked as ANONYMOUS since a certain someone went and changed the settings on the post. ]

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[pursuitofcappiness]

And deciding whether or not I like things. I like the beard. Think it looks nice.

[in_extremis]

You said it would be a waste of time to shave it. Takes way more time to maintain a beard like that. I have a little experience, if you can believe that. You never kept a beard before. You're punishing yourself.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well that, and I didn't know where to find a razor or cream. Unless you think I should settle for a dull knife and a lot of cuts.

[in_extremis]

That's the worst part about it, it makes you a liar. Why didn't you want to ask me?

[pursuitofcappiness]

To trim my beard? That's weird to ask, isn't it?

[in_extremis]

a) Why would that be weird? and 2. Where do you think you would find a razor? Are you drunk again? Is this some kind of test?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Do you normally shave Steve's facial hair?

[in_extremis]

I'll shave Rhodey's ass for him if he asks. He doesn't like the girls to wax him.

Listen, if you don't think I can even make you a razor, that's fine. Maybe stop giving me shit about recognizing that on my own. Sorry I did that work without you.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You already gave me a shield and armor, I'm not going to call you anytime I need things like toiletries.

Also, why are we even talking about Rhodey's ass? Why are you still anonymous? Why did you change this whole post to be anonymous?

[in_extremis]

Maybe I'm not the only one sick of being so exposed all of the time. Or, I don't know, maybe that's just me, and you deserve to see me that way. I hope it feels great for you.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I don't know why you're so angry with me, but maybe we should take this in private if you don't want to feel exposed.

[in_extremis]

No, I'm a quick learner.

Great hair, keep it up.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Gee. Thanks.

I grew it myself.