[ video ] - somewhat backdated to shortly after the storm since RL got in the way

[sunglassesincluded]

Very well. Now that we have dealt with the pests some of you appear to have brought in without letting the rest of us know and thereby preventing us from being properly prepared in advance, let's do a little show and tell: What other potential threats from the home worlds of anyone present are there and what is the most effective way of taking them out? I want serious replies only.


Private to Tony

Stark, I have a task for you.

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[spinsandneedles]

I mean, if we're using that as a baseline, then 'mankind being it's own greatest threat' would make up most of my list... Actually, that's less for me to remember so I'll just roll with it, perfect.

It would be nice if the Agrii could toss us a few weapons, or just give us what we need to build our own without jumping through a million hoops with these data points and stuff. Kinda makes me wonder how much they actually want us to save their planet... but now I'm just complaining. Give me a sec.

[After a little bit Sonic sends a follow up text, his list of goofy threats from back home]

-Killer robots, thousands of them, ranging from very small to gigantic. This was a constant problem every day all the time because Eggman
-giant water monster that destroyed a city this one time by slapping it with water and shooting lasers
-giant lizard fused with a space station that also shot lasers, only bigger this time
-lots of evil aliens with lots of evil guns
-different aliens without guns but have the ability to control robots because idk aliens???
-there was a guy with a magic rock that made people hallucinate so hard that it could actually hurt you? I don't know how it works, but he almost dropped a sun on us. Like a virtual one? but it still could have killed us
-the metal virus which WAS REAL and DID HAPPEN. spread by touch, made everything alive metal, including plants. People who caught it were like weird metal zombies that attacked anyone not yet infected

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[sunglassesincluded]

[ Well, that sure is... A list. ]

Thank you for making the effort of listing these. And would you say that any creature on this list can be taken down by conventional weapons? Will the ones ties to the Security expertize be sufficient?

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[spinsandneedles]

[It's not even everything, man.]

Uhh... I think the aliens and smaller robots can probably be taken down with normal weapons. I mean, obviously robots'll be harder on account of being made of metal, and a lot of 'em were pretty well armored.

As for everything else, I just hope we don't have to deal with any of it.

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[sunglassesincluded]

I refuse to be satisfied with hope. I need to know if acid or a missile will be sufficient.

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[spinsandneedles]

Hah, fair enough. Magic rock guy is probably dead, but if he showed up somehow, pretty sure a missile or acid could take him out if you could manage to hit him with them. Take away the rock and he's just a guy.

If we had a whole lot of missiles, we could probably take down the lizard space station? And a cure could probably be made for the Metal Virus, but missiles aren't gonna stop it from spreading. Dunno about acid. Perfect Chaos, the water monster? That was literally made of water, missiles go right through that. Again, don't know about acid, but he was supercharged by these seven magic gems that would more likely than not nullified any effects acid may have had. It did have a weak spot though, since it was made of water it's brain was exposed. Again, maybe a whole lot of missiles targeted at one very specific point? I dunno, I didn't have missiles when I fought it.

The only way we were able to stop all of those was me and a couple other dudes using those magic gems I mentioned to also get all super powered. That's not really an option here.