[HE ROW COME YOU KNEE CAY SHUN] - [Text]

[thepurpleone]

Hey Agrii

Can we have the ships back?

I want to go on a space vacation.

Comments

[thepurpleone]

Whyyyy

What's going on with them anyway? They weren't broken and it's been... Earth-months! They could have been super useful for a lot of things like escaping volcanos.

Also what's up with the hangar? You're not repairing things in there too are you?

[agrii]

Make better. He Rows ask come see Agrii. Make ships better for this.

Make many thing better. But others do work.

[thepurpleone]

Your timing's kind of terrible.

[agrii]

Was best time. Will be best time.

See He Rows soon!

[thepurpleone]

OMG seriously

have you any idea what we've been through?!

[agrii]

Yes. But we help. Make shield. Do what can.

[thepurpleone]

Not just that!
The whole... monsters trying to eat us thing!

[agrii]

Storm bad, yes. Storms are big bad. He Rows must stop.

[thepurpleone]

That was no storm! That was... some weird extra-dimensional invasion!

[agrii]

Was storm. Storm change. Bad change. But was storm. Agrii no can help in storm. Agrii die in storm

[thepurpleone]

We're not exactly invincible either. The storms themselves may not affect us the way they do you, but something's changed, and the things that happened could have killed us!

[agrii]

Storms kill us too. No can help during storm. Not much. Very hard. Sorry. He Rows stop storms.

[thepurpleone]

We can't stop the storms when we're too busy trying to not die from them.

I think all this other stuff going on is trying to distract us from locating the origin of the storms. We need help.

You didn't really ask us to help you, you just made us come here like we could magically fix the problem, but you're forcing us to stay here in a potentially dangerous place. How is that fair?

[agrii]

He Rows not die in storm. Agrii die in storm.

Can no help. He Rows help. He Rows save before. Save now!

[thepurpleone]

DID YOU NOT SEE THE THINGS WITH TEETH TRYING TO EAT US?!?!?!

but then I guess you can't because while you're sitting all nice and cozy up in your space ship, we're down here fighting for our lives!

[agrii]

No. Had to move ship a ways to be safe from storm.

May be He Row need nap. Much grouch like a little.

[thepurpleone]

You're IN. SPACE.

That makes no sense! Anyway I bet you wouldn't be eager to go to sleep either after everything I've seen!

[agrii]

Storm in space too. Spread far.

[thepurpleone]

Wait, hang on, rewind.

The effects' range goes beyond the atmosphere? Or is it originating from beyond atmosphere.

[agrii]

No know. He Rows know. Old time He Rows. Have seen. Felt. When they save us. They no tell?

[thepurpleone]

No, first I've heard of it. And this last storm was the first one I've ever been through.

Do you have any scanning equipment on the ship? If the storm effects go that far, then it should be possible to get a reading even from a distance once you've moved away.

We can only get so much information from down here when we're in the middle of things. Some of us suspect that the origin of the storms isn't internally, or at the very least, not where we can reach very easily. And if there are other things happening during the storms, then that stops us from trying to find out where it's coming from. So we need any help and information you can offer when it's happening, even if it's from afar.

[agrii]

I no know the scan ma shine. No can give answer.

[thepurpleone]

I wish I could have a look at your ship. Then maybe we could figure out what all's available, and then the next time something happens, you can put it to use.

[agrii]

Soon! Us meet they. Give BIG hug!

[thepurpleone]

[HORRIFYING]